Prisoner 347812. Winston Smith.

“If voting mattered, they wouldn’t let us do it.” - Mark Twain. #VoteAnyoneButLibLabConGreen

[Alastair Hilton @London_W4]

For those who don’t know the geography of England and England in relation to France; you do not sail a dinghy from France and arrive at Portsmouth. It is nowhere near, you have to sail around the Isle of Wight, it’s too far and too difficult unless you have help and you know you’ll only actually have to cruise your dinghy a short distance and then get brought the rest of the way on a bigger, more luxurious boat. And that’s the point: it’s organised. By the British and french governments. Always has been and always will be.

[Winston Marshall @MrWinMarshall]

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[Norm @normAL219]

| Breaking | Andy Burnham calms Falkland Islanders nerves by reassuring them the No.25 bus from Port Stanley to Mount Pleasant will be running on time and will only cost £2

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

✌️ Just a reminder of what Dominic Cummings has said :

"Whitehall will break the law to prevent Reform UK winning power. They'll leak medical records, tax records. They'll bug his phone and leak that. They'll do anything that they need to."

We’re witnessing it now with Channel 4, the media and the recent Clacton by-election. They all collaborated with Count Binface to dismantle Reform.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Andy Burnham has agreed to increase international aid spending to 0.7% of GNI.

Andy is hiking our taxes just to send £13 billion of taxpayers’ money abroad.

Nobody voted for this.

[Norm @normAL219]

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Can we pass a law that says that Government is never allowed to say "free" and instead they must always say "tax-payer funded"?

[mike erwydd. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇮✝️ @mikeerwydd1968]

This is former makerfield mp Josh Simmons he stood aside for andy Burnham.

Giving up a £92,000 job what a man you say.

Ahh but it turns out he's going to be head of policy on £180,000 a year.
Labour are rotten to the core.

[Chad @ChadWestTweets]

For years, the council have neglected the upkeep of our garden square bins.

I fixed them in a few hours.

Let’s start taking pride in our streets again.

[Alexander @alexanderrX_]

just a reminder that there are cities like dubai and abu dhabi, literally built in a desert, that keep their grass green all year round.

we’re an island surrounded by water where it rains most of the year.

we haven’t built a new reservoir since 1992 and added ten million people. this is a choice. we loathe building infrastructure

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.

[Higgy @higgyboson]

All these staged events starring Ego Trip Andy are starting to REALLY piss me off.

[Rod Bishop @rodbishop15]

The quality of life in this country peaked in 1997.
Then along came Tony Blair.

[Ian @brodders_be]

We paid £43,000 of Stamp Duty when we bought our house. I presume this would be refunded with interest otherwise we’re paying Stamp Duty again on a property we’ve already bought.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

In “Apocalypto,” Mel Gibson transports you into the mind of a Mayan 500 years ago. In “The Northman,” Robert Eggers transports you into the mind of a Viking a thousand years ago. In “The Odyssey,” Christopher Nolan transports you into the mind of a liberal woman in 2017.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

It's only a little bit of piss in your beer. Drink up.

[Tony Parsons @TonyParsonsUK]

Be proud of England - they carried themselves better in defeat than Argentina did in victory https://t.co/xXaGyekmo8

[Lisa @aquitainexox]

My Grandfather received the Légion d’honneur for the part he played on DDay so I find this particularly offensive. Given to the worst PM in history and the most unpatriotic PM we’ve ever had. It’s an insult, he’s an insult

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Gianni Infantino comes on camera and smiles.

The whole stadium boos.

Beautiful.

[Shrodingers Borderline Normal @JeremyCordite]

If you work, your plants can die and your car can be dirty.

If you're on benefits you can have a shiny car and a healthy rose garden.

Socialism is a mental illness.