Virgin Mojito

AMAKA🫶🏽
Misfit sometimes, eccentric other times

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

There’s someone in the comments making this a religious testimony. Psychosis. Brain fried fr

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I received one of the most coveted cards (for an expat) yesterday.

My driver's license that permits me to drive anywhere in the EU.

The point of this tweet is that I was the oldest on the testing ground. All my colleagues were 16-20.

Then, I thought about my country. 😵‍💫

[Omo Oba @omoobastudios]

THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

😂😭

[39 @39billion]

Ronaldo wan net hat trick, make I first log off I no fit stress this night.

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

Cape Verde equalized, I can go to bed now

[Mia Talias @miatalias]

Get the fuck out.

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

Oh. Rare Argentina W

[💗 @ma1ybe]

My friend from Argentina told me that they are doing the same with concerts and festivals. If you have money to buy a ticket, you have money for you child. Period.

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

This edit is gorgeous

[Rex @RexCity01]

Sabrina Carpenter X Erling Haaland ❤️

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

😂😂Divo

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

Romanticizing this in big 2026 is disgusting. An object used for oppressing women all over the world

[Omo Ure 🇳🇬 @iam__temmyyy]

She did an experiment by wearing hijab for two days in Abuja.

Her conclusion:
“The way you dress affects how people see us.”
📸: Tessyolotta

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

So auraless. Infact this is why I never understood the hype around dating a “football jock” in hollywood movies. They all look ridiculous with the helmets and shoulder pads

[Florence 🏳️‍🌈 @FreonCat]

It’s insane just how auraless American football is compared to soccer. I wouldn’t be surprised if soccer becomes culturally dominant like 2 generations from now. We’ll probably start calling it football like everyone else does

[baby basquiat. @fwflackoo]

Why I’ve stopped going back and forth with people especially on the internet is cause sometimes I could be arguing w these sorts of people.

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

@MimiracleFemi It’s airtel, use a vpn

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

🥺🥺

[SAMENGO @samengo_ofc]

Esse video é a prova do quão introvertido o fdp é, o cara precisou analisar o Kane pra ver como entrosa kkkkkkkkk

[Farokh @farokh]

These are killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ifekam @bethabetter]

Within 30 days
All 3 bright women
All nursing student
Where k!!!3d because a man felt entitled to their bodies. 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

Ewo

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

chike why ?💔

[Mum$y💋 @BigBadReni]

The actual rule that NYSC ought to pass is permanently banning all their corpers from filming kids they’re entrusted with.

Any which way you dice it, it is unethical.

And idc that the parents gave permission either. It’s bloody unethical and terrible optics.

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

This trend is giving me life mehn

[سلوى الزهراني @Salwazahrani07]

2015 vs 2026

[Virgin Mojito @TopTierJosie]

I want a cat that looks like me