Thomas Van-Neck

It’s a damn good day to be a white dude| Full time loser/Part time retard | 12x LOTW (Loser of the Week) Tom/Van

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Me: *Getting the sloppiest top*

Also me: “Yo smile for this BeReal”

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@c00rsl1ghtguy @Mike_kim714 Mr Coors,

Have a great fucking weekend pal

Kind regards,

Top Tit

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@Mike_kim714 Make me the first burner to win this, Michael!

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Southampton NY isn’t the easiest place to get to so I might as well get this started early!

Ticket giveaway for the US open!

Bonus points if you take a kid
(12 and under are free)

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What a dominating performance by the Habs, start to finish. LFG. Kucherov back to his hole

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@Mike_kim714 @Cadillac 149

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@CelsDucks Stupid bitch

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My favorite thing about this app is when you open it and you’re actually interested in the first thing on your feed, and then it just automatically refreshes to something else. It’s such a sick feature 🤥

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What a stupid question

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

once again i am asking the people of twitter:

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Tinders fun until they come over the crib and laugh at how small your wrench is

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Whoever made condoms so god damn big is an idiot

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@golfclubenjoyer Bluegrass fairways baby #BallKnower

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@coldcallsniper You say that like he’s not the man

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@LouStagner This is why the ProV1 is superior to the ProV1X

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@PeterJohns16498 this and a girlfriend that doesn’t send = nightmare fuel

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Can’t wait for my sons first words to be M-M-M-Maybach music

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@PeterJohns16498 Since no one ever takes the time to thank you for all this, I’ll be the first. THANK YOU PETE!

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almost had a threesome last night, just needed 2 more girls

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@canonclaycomb Where’s the depth

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Dodgers win, that’s Israel’s America

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That Newhook goal has to be the best bardown goal of all time