Babes will tell you all they want in a relationship is love and attention, only for them to start sending you screenshots of wigs and bags two weeks in. How did we get here baby?
I entered keke Napep this afternoon, and this heavily pregnant lady sitting next to me just started weeping uncontrollably.
I asked if she was okay, but she couldn’t even speak. Then I looked down. Water was literally pouring down her legs. 😳👇
You called your uncle to send you something, saying school was choking. He sent you 5k, in 2016, and you were like “just 5k”.
Now that you are working, they sent you message on WhatsApp you off read receipt, Oghenekaro reply that boy.
“That boy calls you uncle, do not starve him”