Temitope Gabs

Man is least himself when he speaks in his person, give him a mask, and he'll tell you the truth. 🇳🇬

[𝕊𝕚𝕣 𝕃𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕦 @sirlablu]

These “Òyìnbós” are making Nigeria’s opposition arguments harder by the day. At this rate, how will @PeterObi and @atiku get a soft landing? 😂

[AJE @Riddwane]

This man personally met Bola Tinubu and Peter Obi at separate occasions, and he’s able to rate their IQs. His verdict aligns with what Obidients had said about Peter Obi’s intellectual capacity in the past 🤗

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@only1webbie Diego Jota

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@Rmcf_TAA Canavaro

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@ArsenalChizzy_ Batistuta

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@chiamakaafc Frank Lampard

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

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@Rmcf_TAA Vanisteroy!!!Ruud!!!

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@chiamakaafc Sterling

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@_Anthon_tm Bebeto

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@only1webbie Rakitic

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@absolutkylian Casenero!!!

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@uttdkola Luis Figo

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@soccertorey Thiago Silva! QED!

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@Rmcf_TAA Van Basten.

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@RealAyanfe1 Batistuta!!! QED!

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@RealAyanfe1 Bebeto!!

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@RealAyanfe1 Cavani!!!

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@FlyLive6 @Mylovanov 🤣🤣🤣. He's snuffed so much that he's beginning to halucinate. 🤣🤣🤣

[Victor Ayeni @Ola_ayeni_]

"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars." — Og Mandino

A time must come when we have to acknowledge that life is about facing love and hate, beauty and ugliness, chaos and peace, suffering and enjoyment, success and failure.