Tope Hall

Adventures of Slothy and Lord Thrilling

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It has often been urged by my traducers that Lord Thrilling does not exist. Well, I am happy to report to yore Lordships that the old man is before me now, even as we speak, enjoying a drop of something cheerful, of course, and looking Slothy squarely in the eyes.

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@davedavieskinks @FanboyExpo Lord Thrilling and I will be there, mate

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@PeterWolf_Woofa @TupeloHall @infinityhall @NarrowsCenter @BochCenter Me and Load Thrilling is coming out, dig

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@ChrissieHynde Lord Thrilling just swallow a horse pill of Viagra, dig

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I would tell all flammable cats [like Slothy] to avoid Tawny Bonnie studiously.

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@ronniewood @TheLongRoadFest @ImeldaOfficial Lord Thrilling will be there, mate. All the way from Detriot, dig, on a big ole jetliner

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Howard Johnson’s motor lodge is where I first conceived of Lord Thrilling. Even at a young age, I knew the North American Continent was a wary large place.

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Do not scoff at me until you have spent a month smoking my tea sticks. Dear Fixxx and I spent above a decade in the student ghetto and have nothing to show for it but dis well-worn pink frisbee.

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@StevieVanZandt Me and Lord Thrilling will be there, yass, yass

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@Bootsy_Collins Aw yeah.... me and Load Thrilling could listen to that all night long, homey

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@officialKeef @MickJagger Ah... Mick and KeeF

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@ronniewood Funny thing to tell you really, that Lord Thrilling and I will also be in Brazil in November and hope to see you there

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Slothy eat a Big Mac and contemplate St. Louis, Michigan. The old five and dime on north Main Street is long gone. But the prisons on the east side of town still loom o'er the cornfields and tractor supply stores.

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Is Donald Gene Miller watching these same cotton candy clouds float above the fruited plain? What a horrible thought on this sunny July afternoon. Lord Thrilling and I were only in the area to investigate reports of aggressive Sedge Wrens hanging about at a local nature preserve.

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We know what you done there in the men's restroom at Sears, Donald Gene Miller.

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Slothy was riding his Big Wheel at the tyme, unawares of all the horrible [1970's] shit going forth.

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this cat been in every prison in Michigan from Marquette to Standish to Jackson and even The Center for Forensic Psychiatry in Ypsilanti. And now he’s in some minimum security lockup in St. Louis, south of Mt. Pleasant.

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‘Sir,’ saith Lord Thrilling, ‘I would lock those doors at night up there in Carson City.’

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You seen these recent prison mugshots? With the smirk and penciled mustache?

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One can only imagine what pass [for thoughts] through his head when they turn the correctional lights down low. Don’t do that.

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@barrymanilow Lord Thrilling and I will be there.