Topher

ΛΧΑ. SKO BUFFS. HUCK THE FUSKERS. Noco Nightmare kicker #17. @folsomfrenzypod host

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

Honestly I think @JLin7 fans are the most loyal fans in the world. I'll be honest I'll cheer for any team he plays for

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

@ChrisMarlowe :(

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Kyle Clark asked Colorado GOP candidate for governor Victor Marx whether voters should believe he’s lived "one of the most extraordinary lives in human history," or whether he’s "a liar and a fraud."

John Oliver: “That might be the first event in history won by the moderator.”

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Colorado’s Republican primary for Governor continues to get national attention from comedy shows

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

Maybe the French were onto something with the guillotines for the ultra wealthy. All I’m saying.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump's Agriculture Secretary tries to blame the resurgence of the New World Screwworm on Biden despite Trump and DOGE slashing funding for Screwworm monitoring programs

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

@thealexiskraft

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

@NuggetsLead JR Smith

[DepressedJokicFan @depressedjokfan]

@NuggetsLead MILLSAP

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Welp! She just won $485,000 btw.

[Folsom Frenzy Podcast @FolsomFrenzyPod]

We are heartbroken 💔 @adamcm777, we loved every minute of our opportunity to speak with you a few years ago. You will be missed dearly by Buff Nation and everyone that interacted with you. Praying for you and the whole family, @lzmunsterteiger 🙏🏾🕊️

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

It's literally bonkers that it's taken a Democrat this long to say this.

[KeepItRealBuffs @keepitbuffs]

#SkoBuffs🦬

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

@PolisForCO

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 California is now the first state to offer free diapers to newborns.

Every family will receive 400 diapers.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Today was James Harden’s 182nd career playoff game.

It was the 36th time he’s had 3 or fewer made field goals. Nearly 20% of his career playoff games.

It was the 46th time that he’s had as many or more turnovers than made field goals. More than 25% of his career playoff games.

[Brendan Vogt @BrendanVogt]

The way I see it, Adelman dismissed the notion of a sizeable gap in "want to" and competitiveness.

Jamal Murray had a different perspective on it last night.

Crazy that we had to wait until the end of the series to hear this.

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

I still think you can defend the Michael Porter Jr.-Cameron Johnson trade (maybe not easily, but still).

The Nuggets canning Michael Malone (instead of just Calvin Booth) and turning their noses up at Russell Westbrook looks terrible today.

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

@judytgolf CAN WE GET AN UPDATE JUDY????

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

@JMurrayWrld Gordon?? Spencer Jones???

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

If this is it

It was everything

[Topher @TopherAhrens]

I think we are watching Jamal’s last game in a nugget Jersey