c h r i s t o p h e r

show person and happy uncle. currently exploring my new status as geriatric homo. queeriatric, if you will.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Grooming

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

@LaurenWitzkeDE I’ve already given you more attention than you deserve, but I feel every post to make should get a queer rebuke. Civic duty, and all that. Any other incensed homos visiting this flaming trash can - see you at pride!🏳️‍🌈

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

@LaurenWitzkeDE Earlier I felt the need to express the strength of my emotion about this. Now, I think what is important is to express is opposition. The messaging you are putting forth is evil.

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

@LaurenWitzkeDE Your thin, brittle rhetoric will fall out of fashion just like your hair already has and you’ll be left shouting into the void to pay the rent.

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

@LaurenWitzkeDE Get your coin while you can. The system definitely rewards doubling down even (or especially) when you’re spewing bile.

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

Anthony having a panic attack from Kate’s bee sting is so hot. Once again, I’m late and problematic.

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

not me studying attachment theory at midnight

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

I will not be taking further questions at this time.

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

Second question, do I have bird energy or rabbit energy?

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

First question, do I have dog energy or cat energy?

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

Jury summons noooooooooo let me beeeeeee

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

I’d like to thank god and my dermatologist

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

Gracias por la cerveza, amigo.
Soy una idiota.

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

I would NEVER leave my car key in the bathroom of a coffee shop for a barista to find and accidentally take home.

[c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson]

The maintenance man at her apartment gave me a Corona out of pity, though.