Christopher Stanis

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

I saw BROS last night, and you should too. Even as a cis white hetero male, this is simultaneously one of the funniest and most thoughtful movies I've seen in a long time. Great job to @billyeichner (and you have a beautiful voice).

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

IT'S HERE!!! HERE’S THE FIRST TRAILER FOR…

BROS. A ROMANTIC COMEDY UNLIKE ANY YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

LET’S MAKE HISTORY. IN THEATERS SEPT 30. ❤️🌈

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

For the record, the Dude does NOT abide... #DefendUkraine

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

1️⃣ RT = 2️⃣VOTES

#WPMOYChallenge @TDLockett12

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

@GuyChoate All this talk, what's next...are you going to expect affordable health care?

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

#DryJanuary should start on the 2nd because we all need that hair of the dog today 🥃🥃🥃 #HAPPYNEWYEAR2022 #resolutions

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

@TravisMayfield You need to! It's pretty easy to book a visit now. I visited two weekends ago, and I was able to get in with just a week's notice. TIP: Even though you book the visit for a specific time, you can show up at any time that day.

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

Hey @TravisMayfield for your story about the #WollemiPine, you can see one locally at the #AmazonSpheres!

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

Some tasty beers from my weekend getaway to Colorado.
1) @WileyRoots
2) ironbirdbrewsbeers
3) fossilcraftbeer
4) manitou_brewing
5) @GoatPatchBrewCo
6) @fieldhousebeer… https://t.co/kSj5ceHUsY

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

@Kane_Says405 I'm emotionally confused after that #SOTU. POTUS on border agenda, GOP cheered; all other points, GOP seemed upset, but Dems cheered.

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

Why does Mitch McConnell looks so uncomfortable with Trump talking about affordable health care?#SOTU

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

Don't think meth is coming from Mexico. I think it's coming from a trailer park in rural America. #SOTU

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

Why do the #joinchiefs look like they're holding in farts when the prez talks of sending troops to the border? #SOTU

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

@Amazon Alexa adding intercom feature to broadcast messages across speakers. Would be cool, except @Google Home already does that.

[Peaks and Pints @peaksandpints]

Tournament of Beer: Northwest Porters is on! 4 Washington breweries & 4 Oregon breweries battle today: https://t.co/NmSlSV3hsA #craftbeer #bestofnorthwest #WAbeer #oregonbeer

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

@GuyChoate It is necessary that we MUST be at way with everyone. If we clarify the enemy, then the effects of the fog of war are lost, and we lose the advantage.

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

@FoxStudios Apocalypse might choke a woman, but even he knows rape is bad #BrockTurner #XMenApocalypse

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

@SouthwestAir How does Early Bird give me B boarding? Waste of money! And customer service was snarky! #SWASucks #ILoveAlaskaAirlines

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

@EliOmans someone else was on the line!?! I call every couple days, but still haven't reached anyone.

[Christopher Stanis @TopherStanis]

I finally called the #MojavePhoneBooth. No one else on the line but an audio reading of #ExplodingThePhone. Give it a try 760-733-9969