Andrea Johnson

Just here scrolling with the homies! #virgo #curlyhair #plants #astrology #cooking #haitian heritage, #travel #gay

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

Me watching everyone on Twitter have fun at Pride because I avoid rain like a Dachshund.

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@Black_success01 You say it’s recreating a crab, I call it missionary….

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@lfghiro They need to invest in some lube. Smfh. 🤣

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

I’m going to check the voicemail, then calling my mom’s job to tell her I ain’t going to school today cause this can’t be mf real!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It’s 1995. You wake up. There’s no Wi-Fi. You don’t have a cell phone. You don’t have a computer. There is no Facebook/Instagram/TikTok 

What is the first thing that you do?

[Him @unbalancedAries]

I need a sugar daddy that’ll take care of me AND my man

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

In the fucking hood, on top of all the other stuff!🤣

[CPT Rick Flag @RozayMic]

People got to understand I was raised by a single Black woman from DC in Lil Kim’s prime… Hardcore to be exact.

Let that sit and marinate 🤣

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

I cannot wait to see the comments.

[here2bs @here2bs_]

Over 9 inches is kinda crazy… random

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@DMV_Teddy Save it and make a rainy day! 🤣

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

Some of these people that y’all follow for fashion inspo look cheap and neither you or they have the taste level to know it. It’s the blind leading the blind.

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@Black_success01 You said ALLLLL the way, so you knew it was far. 😒He was right to tell you you ain’t his man🤣.

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@Black_success01 I would look e never do long distance again!

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

Bout to throw this chicken in the air fryer like

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

I’d beat his ass. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@Creat1ve @DereckHarmon

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

I don’t believe Karmelo Anthony got a fair trial.

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@IMTHEHOWL At least it’s in your chest hair and not your beard!

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@jamesjonesesq @chefsevenn Stroganoff?!? By what definition? 👀😂 This is “Goulash”.

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

I had to see this shit on my TL and so do you!!!

[Osas🧚🏼‍♀️ @Osas_Uyi1]

Been sucking his dick on soft for 1 hour straight and he’s still not hard. Get tf out of my face, you impotent

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

All this white on white violence!

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Happy 250! Thousands of rednecks on the front lawn in front of a fight… What could possibly go wrong?

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Like it or not, a Black woman will be president one day.

[Andrea Johnson @TopherTino]

@Black_success01 Easy access. 🤣