Topher

2006 Time Magazine’s Person of the Year

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in a different universe i’m playing coachella right now

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@taylorswift13 can you please date a Browns player next so we can get a chance at the Super Bowl?

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Me and @Quindolin made a cool podcast! First episode is up now please go listen!!

[Alfredo the Dark Podcast @AlfredoDarkPod]

https://t.co/lo910XDrlT First episode is up now! Go listen!!

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never watching a @netflix live event ever again, i’ll catch the highlights here

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@TurtleClubPod the new episode of the pod is incredible! I have completely changed my view on Michael and I love him now! His best episode yet!

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Deshaun Watson getting hurt is Jimmy Halslam and Andrew Berry’s fault. they should have benched him week 3

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@CLEsportsTalk you shut the fuck up, don’t you dare put that out to the universe

[The Turtle Club Podcast @TurtleClubPod]

Oh wow 69 followers #nice

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@LeroyBickers4 maybe if 4 gets rid of the ball faster and stops missing passes we will start believing in 4 but right now 4 has ruined our entire season

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@tedcruz this man ate my child

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Deshaun blocked me over this tweet. My opinion stands. Fuck Deshaun Watson

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I bet you not one Browns fan wants @deshaunwatson back after we had @JoeFlacco. We could probably get a decent kicker for Deshaun

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“cocaine will turn you into a damn owl homie”

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if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?

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happy birthday @ThatKevinSmith!!!

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my recent favorite hobby is telling conservatives they are snowflakes in facebook comments when i see them complain about the olympics

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Trump probably set up his own assasination attempt 😂😂

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@YexEffect I think Biden would get lost on his way to the ring and Trump would shit his pants before the fight. I hope if they do fight they just knock each other out at the same time. 😂

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I wish Trump and Biden would do a celebrity boxing match instead of the golf tournament. nobody gives a shit who’s the better golfer, i wanna see who has the better hook

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That Hawk Tuah girl quit her job and moved to LA and 3 days later she’s irrelevant. That’s the power of the internet baby

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING @ModernBaseball JUST RELEASED MUSIC