Chris Wallace

[Chris Wallace @TopherWallace98]

*piccolo tells Sam to name weaknesses*

“Chris: fear of snakes” ~oKAy
“Ray: mariokart” jeeeeezzzz

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

WE'RE COMING TO THE QUEEN CITY! 👑

See you Week 1 in Charlotte for a battle of the Carolinas 🍿

@UNCFootball | @GamecockFB

[Shane Beamer @CoachSBeamer]

This is AWESOME!!

Can’t wait 🤙🏻

[The Canes Stats Brand™ @CanesStats]

From 2015-2017, the Carolina Hurricanes finished dead last in attendance. In 2023, the Hurricanes finished 2nd in attendance setting the franchise record for best attendance in a season.

Carolina is a hockey market.

[tim h. @tm_httn]

whoever named toddlers absolutely crushed it those guys are toddlin for sure

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda.

It was a Fanta Sea.

[Shane Beamer @CoachSBeamer]

How we feeling this morning #GamecockNation ??

#ForeverToThee 🤙🏻

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

It is Saturday in South Carolina.

[zach snyder @zsnyder23]

one week until i let a college football team determine my mood for the next 4 months

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Bruh we need Marshawn Lynch to voice over Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

Me: I Excel at it

Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

Me: Word

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.

I said it must be my weekend immune system.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.