Christopher 🐢

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[Christopher 🐢 @Topherteritops]

If you want change, start by humbling your own ego.

[Christopher 🐢 @Topherteritops]

checking out Bai @ firefly festival. #flavorlife @drinkbai

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Still a freshman in my book, but happy graduation! @jjesin85 #cyclONEgrad

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Nothing says “new year new me” like dropping $300 on a gym membership. 😅🤘🏼

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The Legend has struck again with that diploma. @micHELLeRAISER

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@alexbenitez20 Plot twist: it’s me

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@micHELLeRAISER @alexbenitez20 IT WAS LIT

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@micHELLeRAISER @alexbenitez20 @ashmatts_ Idk why but he seems like he’d be a lit +1

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@micHELLeRAISER I just love how amazingly happy I look

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@micHELLeRAISER Slay. Fuckin slay.

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@micHELLeRAISER https://t.co/dawc08JxWI

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@BarstoolISU You sure? The one across town has a drive-thru. You can get lit without even getting out of your car. #efficiency

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@micHELLeRAISER Good thing I have tenure

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@micHELLeRAISER https://t.co/hJ41g903CF

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Are you drinking?!

Me: Chip and Joanna Gaines are quitting "Fixer Upper."

Wife: Pour me one.

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@micHELLeRAISER Dibs.

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#NewProfilePic

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@alexbenitez20 Why pay $1000 for a phone when you can get a MacBook for $1100?!

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PREACH https://t.co/xputuCZJtB