Chris Horn

If you want to know about me, just ask

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@TheBonfireSXM This pageant isn't related to Miss America, I looked it up

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@BeggarKarl @ZASpookshow It was right there all these years ago

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@codyyde @TheBonfireSXM @bigjayoakerson Just make sure the sash isn't made of ribbon candy.

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@ZASpookshow

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@marcussilva73 @TheBonfireSXM @SkankfestNYC The original or the remake

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@TheBonfireSXM @SkankfestNYC R2-D Type 2

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@ZASpookshow Ms. Crabtree did the same thing except with a real rabbit

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@AdamParkhomenko Time to sell Trump Tower.

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@Xia_Land

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@desusnice My condolences to you and your family.

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@Xia_Land 🤨🥵

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@ZASpookshow And knowing is half the battle

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@ZASpookshow Did you also list pissing your pants as well?

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@DanSoder I thought Jerry Rice was the greatest 49er

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@Xia_Land Boob day? Are you having more or less saline injected into the implants?

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@mikefinoia are you enjoying Aruba?

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@NotoriousRGA @TheBonfireSXM It's close to ebaum's world

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@TheBonfireSXM This is hilarious. Thank you, ebaums world

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@ogjuankenobi @TheBonfireSXM Too bad Snickers wasn't around. The captain wouldn't have sailed into those icebergs.

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@xraygirl_ I think it's part of the Dom/Sub fetish