Topic Lords

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Topic Lords #199: The Hum Of The Universe Sounded Like A Bug Zapper, ft. Ryan and April. We discuss puzzle games you don't understand, rotating food by 90 degrees before eating it, The Shaggs, Instructions for Traveling West, &c.

https://t.co/FO6kGnOerR

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Topic Lords #198: I'm Not Leaving Until Someone Sequences This Cup Of Spit, ft. Maxx and Avery. We discuss change ringing, the differences between American and Japanese robotics teams, grandma giving you a world's best grandma mug, &c.

https://t.co/TgnS1Gh33K

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Topic Lords #197: It's No Moist Shit, But I'll Eat It, ft. Mikel and Diana. We discuss banishment as a legal punishment, why it's so hard for apes to admit they're wrong, Minesweeper speed running, marsupial reproduction, the Venture Bros., &c.

https://t.co/MwEzsG8oXJ

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Topic Lords #195: Persian Castle Day At The Climbing Gym, ft. Alexicographic and Kev. We discuss whether sports are good, haunted articles of clothing, burrito R&D, Casey at the Bat, becoming a VTuber after losing a bet, and TV show mixtapes.

https://t.co/P5lW9unYCw

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Only 90s kids will remember: Getting a job and trying to figure out how to be useful at it. (Ep.85)

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Only 90s kids will remember: The Betty Boop ahegao: it's bad, folks. (Ep.168)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Having the same facial expression as the motorcycle you're riding. (Ep.88)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Calling a friend who is a manager at a food processing plant to ask for advice on de-conflicting your field assistants who are constantly blowing up at each other. (Ep.42)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Ripe and ready topics. (Ep.123)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Implementing Minesweeper in your new OS in case you get bored talking to God. (Ep.33)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Disney buying the Star Wars franchise as a metaphor for the Roman empire converting to Christianity. (Ep.123)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Distributing podcast episodes in a post-internet wasteland. (Ep.28)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Chicago Bean Radiation. (Ep.143)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Not getting the Google results you want because of sports mans. (Ep.152)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Having to restrain yourself from singing along when you're at the opera. (Ep.71)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Dawdling by the candy shop and being devoured. (Ep.118)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Trying to remember someone's name and only remembering that they have initials. (Ep.28)

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Only 90s kids will remember: Trying to express a technical idea without using technical vocabulary. (Ep.33)

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Only 90s kids will remember: The alternate reality where all video games are controlled by a stream of urine, and some fringe developers are making games you control with your hands, and people are like "Is that even a game? You don't even piss on it!" (Ep.68)