Topper Alan

18 and over only

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Say you are what you eat then Im just ASS.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

If you truly are what you eat, then Im just ass.

[ᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘʜʏꜱɪQᴜᴇ @Artofphysique_]

Listen Carefully👂This is the silent KILLER drink still HIDING in your KITCHEN‼️😳

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Getting into it with someone and not having the words to say until after they hang up is the most irritating feeling ever.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

"Top of the Toppers™️.
I never fuck w/ beginners.
I like to play with the booty,
Then lick it off of my fingers."

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Gives me enough security and confidence to last 10x all my past meals put together. The g.o.a.t fr fr

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

I can't wait to feast come December. Idk why I don't find anyone else that compares to the meal Im waiting on. It's the yelp review after that gets me hooked. If I were lighter skinned I'd blush.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

I need without a phone for about a week. My old phone iuse with wi fi only has X on it so Iguess you'll be seeing me post more.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Bloop

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Yall wouldnt bust a grape in a vineyard

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

You got the right one

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

How desperate do you have to be to lurk in the cutts waiting like a fein in the night only to witness me eating your mans ass. I'd be mad at me too but you brought this on yaself

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Thought your ass could shade me but calling him my butt buddy is shading yourself. Damn right that's my booty.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

That's Y(our) nigga sis.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Baby daddies take dick the best.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

All fun and games until you see your baby daddy beggin for the D.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Spent months dedicating your whole life to me. I think I won the battle. How you start something then pussy put and not finish it

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

How you hate from the outside. You could never get in.

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Comedy how a mf stay talking but I can't even hear you from way up here on my pedestal

[Topper Alan @TopperAlan1414]

Where they do that at?