Todd Horman

A burly character dude. some TV. some VO. some Bway. Fuck Anything Trump. I would rather be Arthur Morgan full time these days.

[Todd Horman @Topperhic]

@Mollyploofkins POS

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you believe kids are getting gender transition surgery at school, you’re too stupid to vote.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Melania Epstein

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

I still think this is a fabulous idea

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Kelly: "When Trump was bankrupting the Taj Mahal casino, I was taking fire over Iraq... When Trump was writing birthday wishes to Epstein, I was among the first to arrive at the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts... When Trump was pushing conspiracy theories against President Obama, I was sitting beside my wife's hospital bed... I've been through far worse in service to my country. The president and Pete Hegseth will not silence me."

[Covie @covie_93]

The supreme court gave trump a $400 million ballroom but couldn't give you student debt relief.

[Donaldo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Stornoway_Cove]

Looks like one of them is not qualified for the job.

[She Wolf @RapierDiva]

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.

"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.

You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.

Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.

Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.

And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.

And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.

'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.

So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

[Donald Trump’s Neck Vagina @torontobaddy]

The troops are so well fed, they have grown extra fingers!

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Fixed it.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

It's completely insane to me that these people really get on TV to reveal their real-life supervillain schemes and the world just proceeds as normal

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There isn’t a single photo of Dolly with Trump during her 80 years of life. He had to wait until she passed away to fake one.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Just a reminder that a public school can’t even give your kid a Tylenol without your express consent, but they were somehow able to perform gender reassignment in class. I fucking hate that I live and breathe around people who believe this shit.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

In the end when he is gone everyone will recognize that his goals were destruction of America and self enrichment.Then we slowly rebuild.
Part of the rebuild will be clawing back what he has stolen and bringing him to justice.
To those who voted for him and still support him ,how dare you!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

The U.S. national debt has surpassed $40 trillion, the Treasury Department reported.

The milestone arrived months earlier than forecasters expected, in part because of billions of dollars in lost revenue from President Trump’s invalidated tariffs. https://t.co/ld5MKWjRVR

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Trump
“We put brand new earth on top. Lots of good ingredients for the grass. If you are grass, you are very happy.”

Not nearly as happy as the entire world will be when there’s brand new earth on top of you.

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🧐🤔“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

True.

[goma @soigomaa]

Luigi Mangione was right

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

He attacks mail‑in voting while voting by mail. He mocks vaccines while getting vaccinated. He pushes “Buy American” while selling foreign‑made merchandise. He demands action against undocumented workers while his own properties hired them. He rages about classified information while mishandling it. And now he’s falling asleep on the job after calling Joe Biden “Sleepy.” The hypocrisy is staggering.