TopshelfSoccer

We talk soccer the way you do - piss drunk in a pub with your flubber hanging out of your fly. we are the new espn.

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We should have started this Guy over all #USMNT assholes last night.

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Shout out to @Arsenal -The first EPL club to be coached by a bitter old eagle with Erectile Dysfunction

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The iconic @Cristiano wins @Pornhub award for best #MaleMaleMale scene 2017. Clap for him. @realmadriden @FOXSoccer @barstoolsports

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The @FCBarcelona mood r n

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A look at #Hoffenheim supporters after @lfc EMRE Can second goal yesterday. #ucl #ChampionsLeagueDraw

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get the fuck in emre.

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Post game interview shows @Arsenal player Ozil grinning like a goon after shitting bed yet again #stokearsenal #EPLTotalGoals @NEWS_EPL

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Ozil looks like the ugliest member of a 90s boy band with that new hair @FootbalIStuff #arsenal @stokecity @Arsenal

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@AnfieldEdition @ChicagoLFC You are a God. You have a long white scottish cock. #braveheart

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@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Suck ur dads Cock pal

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@Aroliso you are an asshole. An unwiped asshole

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@JacobAWohl you are a penis sucker. Does ur dad know that u can't resist when u see a big thick veiny one?

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@PSG_English @neymarjr

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The newest Bond Villain has been unveiled in the U.K. #ManUtd #SwanseaCity #EPL #EPLkickoff

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@Jackets210 @kylemartino Do it for bob Bradley lads!

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@kylemartino Our wankers!

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Paulinho of @FCBarcelona needs #Viagra to practice. Here's proof. https://t.co/JmzcYqhtEB

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Paulinho had a bit of trouble doing keepy-ups at his Barcelona unveiling 🙈

https://t.co/9C0Md89PM9

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Barcelona's season is going great