Lucas Parker

Student of the mind and body.

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

@elonmusk That's right, we're finally going back to calling it Twitter! 🥳

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@righttobikeit cyclist small and squishy. Car big and hard. hospitalization trumps twitter likes. stay alert stay humble.

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@AshtonHallofc technically, the earliest time of day to do anything would be 12:00-12:01 a.m.

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@PicturesFoIder a giant micro SD card

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

@elonmusk ok so fight Zuckerberg then

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

@elonmusk LMFAO this Elon guy is trying to get the public to turn on middle class families/retirees to throw them off the scent of billionaires

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

That's not a very kühl thing to do

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

UFC President Dana White slapped his wife 2 times during altercation on New Years Eve.

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

to ease processing demands & power requirements, I have reduced my New Year's resolution to 640x480

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

rugby.

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

I still need an explanation for this

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

@quenblackwell we say "oop, sooorry"

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

@TedHealey @beargay39414478 Wtf

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@cmalex79 wut 😳

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

if you REALLY want to protect your woman from getting hit by a car, you would keep her in the basement. And NEVER open the door.

[💲💲💲 @1himothy]

covid was so bad dat 1 year they forgot to give us a hurricane

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

better yet, call it "Wub"
letters should start with the letter that they are.

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

Normalize saying "dub" (instead of "double-yoo") as the name of the letter W.

All letters deserve a one-syllable name.

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

Learn to sprint and you'll never lose a fight in your life. And you'll have amazing glutes.

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

yes, definitely avoid those debaucherous places where older men wearing jewelry and bathrobes hand out wine disguised as blood-
oh wait

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars.

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

@CrossFitGames not if you only do half of them 😐

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

@thedantai @CrossFitGames well that's not cool!

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

.@CrossFitGames heyyy, are y'all gonna address the MASSIVE leaderboard errors with the shuttle sprint Q.F. event??

there's likely hundreds (maybe 1000's?) of ppl who counted wrong and only did half the reps.

related: I need +200 points... help me out bruh

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

@Horsmanicus @CrossFitGames yeah....