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@FabrizioRomano @victor_nahe Congratulations Anthony 👏

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It’s May. MAY! And yet teams at Step 5 and 6 are announcing retained players despite the fact that that they can’t actually sign until June 🤷‍♂️🤯😂

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@Forever15AMF Sorry for your loss. That’s Celtic fans for you. Strange bunch. Scum of the earth!

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Few whoppers this weekend 😎

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After guiding Desborough to their 3 worst league finishes in the clubs history, should the axe fall on Healey if his squad of well-paid mercenaries fail to get over the line tomorrow 🤔

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@emmagallagher83 @SSMLtalk They’re just a poor, physical, long ball side. Awful to watch!

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😂 Blocked from viewing. Clearly rattled. 
Why unlucky - you did lose home and away to RC so clearly not as good as you think and somehow won a cup by beating 2 combination sides 🤷‍♂️😂

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@FcBlisworth Things you love to see. Blisworth bottling a cup final. Bet the 🔔 end coaching staff were raging 😂

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@Step5AndBelow @IrchUtdFC @jamie_joll61741 @wilko_9 🫡

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As Desborough finish in their joint worst ever position in league football, they look forward to a cup final tonight. So are they winning?

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@SSMLtalk @desboroughfc @belstone65 @eatonsoconfc @ampthillfc Based on the fact they’ll likely load the pitch with dual reg’ players to accompany the lads getting £300 a game, Desborough have to be massive favourites.

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@SSMLtalk This is the most Desborough thing ever! Think they’re too good to play in the play-offs and that they should be promoted. Arrogant club who hopefully get put in their place just like they comically did this time last year.

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Almost time for the play-offs and we prepare to congratulate the teams who get the most new lads on dual registration on their promotion just to ease the managers egos 🙄 #sad #trustwhatyouvegot

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One of the more embarrassing posts of the year from Desbo. Bonering up over a big win against a team that only sent 9 men over to play 🥴

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So as we reach the end of the season, chance for Carlos to take a breath and reflect on the season. And what a season 🥴 Difficulf to work out who has underperformed most. Most Northants sides have been 💩 but who’s been the most 💩 🤔
Real tough one. Biggest underperformers 🤷‍♂️

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@OMalleyGlenn24 Someone’s tetchy. You on your period? As I said not interested in your club and not commented on them all season as they, like you, hold zero interest to me.

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When the opposition have a player sent off, you then go 1-0 up but you remember that they need the win to stop Desborough winning the league 🫡

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@OMalleyGlenn24 Hating 😂 Calm down Princess. The comment was about RC and Desborough. I couldn’t give a 💩 about your club. Most people round here are pleased you’ve won it as it means Desborough haven’t!