Troy Weasley

🌲none of this makes sense

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

New aesthetic.

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

Too bad I don’t get paid to cry 🤷‍♀️

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

Lol hate that success is measured by money ✌🏻 moving to Narnia byeeeee.

[Will Hall @willhallcomedy]

The woman on the train next to me is having an argument with her boyfriend on loudspeaker about whether they need to buy a fridge for their new flat. She is Team Fridge, he insists he can “keep his ham in the garden”. Looks like I’m missing my stop today.

[Rave Moments @Rave_Moments]

This is the best video on the internet 😂

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

If I only eat eggs for the next three days will I be ok?

[James @CaucasianJames]

runners be like “yeah i’m gonna go for a run”

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

I’m scared 101% of the time. I feel like a chihuahua.

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

Oops I accidentally cut all of my tops into crop tops

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

@mev_xox The thunder dances worked! Tehe

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

Everyone do thunder dances I don’t want to roast in the sun while children scream and splash me all day.

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

Do you speak social media?

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

Who has extreme phone anxiety and how do you make phone calls without wanting to die? Asking for myself.

[The Only Tyler In America @TylerRuinsTV]

drunk woody harrelson being kept from his seats at wimbledon is a huge mood

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

You ever vibrate your mouth so hard with your electric toothbrush that you sneeze?

Me neither, but I felt like I was gunna sneeze.

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

I really enjoy a good double knot, but the ease of untying single knotted shoelaces is just... ugh.

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

In other news: I think I have a weird ward scab on my foot.

[Troy Weasley @TorToricorn]

It’s now sinking in that my parents sold my house that I grew up in. I can’t go back and if I do I’m gunna have to explain to strangers why I’m crying in their front yard.