Tori Shamblin

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

Forever is a long time, and time has a way of changing us 🦊🐶

[Terrell 🇯🇲 @offblackterrell]

Why am I still ordering clothes? Where am I going?

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

At @Tillys with my daughter, waiting for her by dressing room, mask on.
Guy folding clothes nearby: “Anyone tell you that you look like Tony Hawk?”
me (looking over, expecting sarcasm but realizing he’s serious): you have no idea
him: That’s cool, he’s cool
me: thanks!
him: huh?

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

40 years later and I’m still jumping off launch ramps... but now it’s over late-night hosts... on tricycles.

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

@bourgiejudy

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

@bourgiejudy UHHH why can’t I tag you in stuff on fb MOTHER👀👀👀

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

@bourgiejudy Wait I figured it out I just kept tryna spell your name😂😂

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

I’m not bipolar i just remember shit out of no where & my mood instantly changes 😂

[🦋 @unabIez]

I cringe sooo hard when I think about some moments in my life like WHYYY??? DIDDD??? I EVERRR DO THAT!!!

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

Daily struggle

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

it’s taking everything in me not to acknowledge the petty shit

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

Today’s topic I shouldn’t have hyper focused on instead of work were snuggies and the plagiaris impact they had on robe business everywhere

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

If it ain’t Annie’s proposal in how do you know I don’t want it

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

I don't appreciate this Christmas in July bullshit. Y'all have no summer loyalty.

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

I HAAATE the name peaches but love the name peach... just avoiding work and thinking about my future dogs name don’t mind me

[Zainaaab 🍉 @Zainaaab5]

I keep saying ‘it is what it is’ but what even is it

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

Ughhhh

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

some things from the past just don’t leave your head.

[livthehomie @livthehomie]

Dear taco trucks,
Please go through our neighborhoods like ice cream trucks.

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

“Some people aren’t your friends; their friendship is attached to their need of you... once their needs change, so does their friendship.”

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

One of the scariest things about our times is how easy it is to scare people and start a political stampede. There are people who could be upset if they were told that half of all Americans earn less than the median income—though of course that is the way median income is defined

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Where the hell do you get off telling me yo momma said I’m not what you need?? Tell yo bitch ass momma.. or whatever Toni said.

[Tori Shamblin @Torayye]

@bourgiejudy You right and I think that every time but it’s an odd pleasure at this point that’s just where it’s gotta go😂😂