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A bag has been handed in at reception, it is empty so unsure who it belongs to but its plastic with 'asda' on it, call if its yours

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Reports of a strange gathering of trampy looking people at castle circus, nothing new there, relax residents

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

We are not on strike today so don't even think about it

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

Can the person who stole a collection tin from South St please ring us, or just return it to our front desk where you took it from

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

Reports coming in of a boat theft from Torquay harbour, we are on the case... as of tomorrow morning

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Torbay Police Force One - head to Farmfoods, bin robbing again, charge your tasers

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Right cock face, we can see u on cctv, leave farmfoods bins alone, they have already been emptied

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

Residents of Hele please stay indoors, nothing happening but the force heli has been instructed to shoot on site, leave farmfoods alone

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

We're hearing staff at Warrens, Torquayneed an ambulance after 'cornish pasty dare' goes wrong

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

Getting reports of locals dancing in the streets, don't be alarmed, its our scouse contingent celebrating a win, crime is down, be happy

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

Man dressed as caravan reported to be following cars closely near Brixham, copter despatched

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We have just arrested a Scotsman in Torquay for wearing a coat

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

Calls regarding the milk bottle in Paignton, as far as we know its still there so continue to use it when directing holidaymakers to the zoo

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Hotel owners note, tonight we are checking you out, anyone found displaying a no vacancies sign will be fined if beds are available

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Somalian pirates spotted off Torbay, if you need to use the Brixham ferry please arm yourselves appropriately

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

Be vigilant, man looking like Fred West is walking along Torquay seafront

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

Currently investigating illegal dumping problem at Torquay seafront toilets

[Pc Plod @TorbayPolice]

The Clocktower pub in Torquay has been surrounded after reports of illegal duck fighting tonight. Stay vigilant

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Model village incident is just a small altercation between two residents, ASBO's have been issued

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Incident at babbacombe model village, police attending