Johnny Storm

Part-time hero, full-time ladies' man. Got a Major in Partying, a Master's Degree in Keeping Things Hot, and a Doctorate in Being A Rockstar. Lover of PUNS.

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

"Alright, time to get a little serious."

➥ New Johnny Storm.
➥ Not new to character or RP.
➥ I can be lengthy, moderately detailed, or not at all; I mirror quality.
➥ I seek anything, really. As long as we all have fun!
➥ No ships, sorry. Taken.
➥ Strictly RP only.
➥ PUNS

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby There's no reply for about five minutes...

Then her doorbell rings.

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby The reply is immediate.

[ Muffins G O O D. ]

[ Blueberry? 🫐 ]

Johnny was a sucker for blueberry muffins and chocolate chip cookies, and Rogue knew him well.

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby He sees it immediately, but for once allows a bit of mercy.

...He's got a huge, shit-eating grin while replying though.

[ I'm free this Friday, the entire day. Sound good? Eating out is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 ]

Pfft.

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby What he doesn't know won't kill him.

[ No other furnace can compare 😎 Love ya too, Anna-Banana 😆 ]

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby He's grinning like a little kid who just did something both great and mischievous.

[Part of my irresistible, absolutely magnetic charm 😎]

[U say that but u still love me tho. ;p]

[❤️‍🔥]

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby [ Always a great time with Breakfast @ Johnny's! We have buns and sausages for all you hungry, hungry ladies out there! 🔥👌🏻 ]

[😂😂😂]

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby [ No 🧢, better than Cap's ]

[ Sizzlin hot too 🔥 ]

[ Sent a GIF. ]

[ Can't find one where it's on the ass instead of the chest but u get what I mean lol ]

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby -adds, "Whew, all that dancin' sure tired me out though. Lemme get a seat and—OHHHH DEAR, THERE GOES THAT BANANA, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN."

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby -up his phone. The background moves to the left—he's walking.

"Hey now, don't die on me!" The blonde laughs, "I wouldn't wanna lose my best friend just 'cuz she died laughing from a banana in my ass. You want that in your epitaph? Haha, geez..." He shakes his head again and-

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby -over his shoulder, and for some reason he's adopted a Southern, very cowboy accent. "This'em 'ere are m' pride n' joy, ma'am; they be clenchin' hard everyday, fiddy reps each mornin' just to prepare for this glorious moment."

It's amazing how he doesn't break charac—He SNORTS.

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby A broad, cheeky grin lights up his face when he hears her squeak, and as she gives him all those ✨tasteful✨ remarks, Johnny proceeds to shake his booty like the dork that he is, complete with the banana wiggling around for added comedy.

"Why thank you kindly," he chuckles-

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby -where the seat of his jeans was supposed to be—

... There's no jeans. No fabric, just his bare bottom and a banana sticking out between his cheeks.

Oh, and whipped cream.

She actually sent her attachment and caught him in the middle of his own April Fool's preparation!

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby "Silica, hair en nails get longah ♪" he continues, moving his hands along as he gets into the song.

Rogue will then see him put his phone down—perhaps against a wall? The angle is quite low so his full body was in view—as he begins to dance...

...And as he turns around, right-

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby And he's grinning from ear to ear like a complete dingus.

"Well hello to you too!" He laughs, "I see someone's enjoying a nice, juicy, /big/ cucumber today."

Cue one of his trademark eyebrow wiggles. Is there anything that he won't remark on? Though to be fair, she started it.

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby -she's not the only one who prepared for today—

[Johnny Storm @TorchingHot]

@NoTouchyGrabby Good thing he was alone at home because Johnny just let out the loudest belly laugh ever.

[ The jeans look great! N' someone's really happy 2 c me~ ;D ]

Deliberate five second pause.

[ Mine's bigger tho ♪ ]

Another five seconds and he decides to video call her, because-