Garry Parsley

Half the lies I tell are not true.

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@AreYouGarbage @KevinRyanComedy @HFoleyComedy just got back from the Portland, ME. Late show. You made our night ending the show with Bill and my boy, the Xbox live friends meeting for the first time. And Bill said he will absolutely go to Aruba with you @HFoleyComedy.

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@skate Legit first shot with low everything and no assists.

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@JerseyMikeback @Siul_Euquirne @Reeveslives @asha_shar @vicious696 LMAO BURN

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@VirgoRobb @XGames @skate Yea nah

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@ChrisVanVliet THANK YOU

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Hey @dudesypodshow, let’s get @DanSoder in the same room as Will, for the love of god. The macho/hulk shenanigans would literally melt faces.

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@ianimal69 awesome set tonight man! the fucking blew chew dude in the middle sucked all the assholes. Always someone in the crowd that thinks they’re important enough to make the show about them. Either way you rule!

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@skate @ZexyZek What a chode. How about real pros challenges? Oh wait. That’ll never happen. Series lost touch.

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@luisjgomez thoughts on getting @Profgampo to play skankfest? He’s that dude.

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@SkateStatus Late flips need to work while thumb is still up on the analog after initial pop. I shouldn’t have to reset to to center before they work.

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@skate

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@skate what happened to no areas behind paywalls? Just pretend like it was never said?

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@skate You guys said no areas behind paywalls. I trust nothing you say.

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@luisjgomez Can you ask Soder if he’ll play rocket league with the boys? Also, wanna play rocket league with the boys?!?

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@Wario64 Showing 280 for me

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@luisjgomez @SkankfestNYC GOTEMMMMMM LETS GO!!!

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