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I wear plus size socks.

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@BenFolds @TheOfficialA7X

Hey, can we get a collaboration between you two? #AvengedSevBenFolds

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Also, they should decide on 12 events each year and they should be voted on via a Twitter poll

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People would watch the Olympics more if they called it Hot Olympics and Cold Olympics

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oh my god someone get Gene out of the water

he needs to stop

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I'm a sandwich (yeah)
Lettuce, Mayo, mustard (yeah)
Tomato, no pickle, no onion (hey, hey, yeah)
Turkey and ham, I'm toasted (whoa, whoa)
I'm toasted (whoa, whoa)
I'm a sandwich (yeah)

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Think I might mess around and get off Twitter.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

real men don’t ask for nude pics, real men ask for pictures of spiderman on their desk by noon

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@almost_almost8 Nah. Fake news.

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@almost_almost8 Imagine being a student and being tall enough to get mistaken as a teacher 🤡🤡

Oh wait...

[Brad Kelly @CoachBKelly]

This is why the internet was created https://t.co/CQ5hePpBQV

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Nothing will bring me closer to committing a murder than opening a container of something and discovering that whoever had it last did not leave a full portion for the next person.

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@austinhall93 Do you really want to tell your child that they were conceived on a LoveSac?

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I know it's for a couch, but how did a brand name like LoveSac get off the cutting room floor?

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@AlishaGrauso When characters eat or drink over food and the amount of food changes between cuts. Muffins regrowing and smoothies refilling.

Also characters who manage to have very concise phone conversations and hang up with any greeting or goodbye.

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You'd think I'd know better than to try putting on a shirt under a ceiling fan by now.

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@almost_almost8 I mean...dying makes the symptoms stop, so... ✅ RECOVERED ✅

[Space Explorer Mike @MichaelGalanin]

Pluto 1994 | 2018

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@GreenwaldTom @austinhall93 @Patriots With Tom Brady inside them?

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@abbeyismymom Phew. Wasn't sure where that was going at first.

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@almost_almost8 I don't remember much except for all the relatively heavy handed Christian symbolism.