TT Equine Coach ⭐

UKCC coach based in Staffs

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

FUCK. THAT. #ImACelebrity #imaceleb

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

Aaaaaand guess who’s doing three more consecutive trials? 🙄 #imaceleb #arse

[TWJ @IrnBruRevolutio]

Mo Farah now only the 2nd fastest person in the castle, behind Jordan jumping out of the viper vault. #ImACeleb

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

@BSFeventing People are arsebandits. And probably jealous they don’t have the foresight and motivation that you do #fuckem

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

Me; “When do you want dinner?”

Him, playing WarZone; “Err, in about an hour?”

Me, outwardly; “alright”

Me, inwardly; “😭 HUNGRY”

Solution;

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

Absolutely adore the @getonform app, what a way to coach online! I need more clients so I can use it more!

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

It’s the little victories 🏆 🐷

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

I feel for those who live in a perfect house. What do you do all day? Personally I’m rather enjoying moving my furniture daily because nothing fucking fits or matches #lockdownproblems

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

Awake from 2am - 5am this morning because I couldn’t remember the phonetics for ‘M’ and ‘T’.
#lockdownproblems #helpmybrain

[William Crawley @williamcrawley]

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

3. Our agent has confirmed the first two devices have been planted. Now we wait......

#lockdowngames #lockdowncia #operationcunt

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

2. Since I am unable to do this since the lockdown I’ve recruited a sibling, currently living in the same abode, to do my dirty work....

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

1. So for the last 5 or so years I’ve been using old crisp packets to make triangles, and have been leaving them in places my dad would find - coat pockets and the like. It’s become something of a game that the rest of the fam have joined in on.

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

Things I have learnt so far during the lockdown;
1. I’m extremely grateful to own a dishwasher
2. I snack more than is ever necessary for an average human
3. Facebook is repetitive as fuck
4. My husband farts too much
5. My dogs can’t handle being awake all day every day

[Baileys Horse Feeds @BaileysFeeds]

📢 Introducing our NEW feed, Conversation Cubes!

We have found that a combination of avocado, green tea, vitamin K and a newly discovered amino acid, linguistamine, stimulate areas of the brain responsible for speech and give horses the ability to TALK!

https://t.co/EY9VFMvPiA

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

Terriers - assisting and micromanaging the home worker since 2020.

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

@HSEquestrian They can’t force her to take leave, they should furlough her... but appalling that she’s being put through this 😞

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

Lockdown day 4;
When the dogs farts become an actual source of entertainment 🐕💨

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

Current household situation;
Taking a dump with the bathroom door open - less controversial than going outside 🤓

[TT Equine Coach ⭐ @Torheardeventin]

On a scale of 1 to ‘dontfuckingdoit’, how mad might a husband get if I chucked his 100+ old photography magazines he’s probably forgotten he has...? #springclean