toricaprice

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[‏ً @ewedunega]

The older i get, the more I hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like i'm late for my house

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[bless @blessthebeautyy]

So tell us who you think they’re sexy on, sir.

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

I be like

[jynx @jynxbby]

nobody:

me as soon as i get home from work:

[D✨ @DelisaDenee]

Twin?? So you called her ugly again?

[jynx @jynxbby]

this man just called me a maniac.. boy idk nothing about cars! WRONG BITCH!!!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me :

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[alfie @alfienxo]

when twins aren’t identical i’m like ok then what was the point of all that

[Viral Toes @britneychanel0x]

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Your sibling’s children are your children.

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

me at the job i begged god for

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

pls & thank you