toriisnotontwt

Tori is NOT on twitter | 30something |

described as “horny for howell”

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

“i tried and god told me no” is quite possibly the best thing that i quote on a weekly basis. dinof, you were a visionary and poet.

[Laina ⚞•⚟ #hltspoilers!! @dykehow3ll]

Happy 20 years to my son this is his best video ever

[robin ✩ @phadestown]

happy 1 year anniversary to freely sitting next to each other <3

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@therealddphan that’s okay <3 we shall still be here when you get the time!

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@_SavoyTrufflez_ omg, ali, you’re so right. i DO deserve a full year of birthdays. happy birthday to me 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

you and me, both, daniel

[lucy @theamazingphil]

happy hard launch anniversary and cheers to 1 year, 2 awards, 3am punches to the face, 4 months extra for free, 5 coats, 67, 8 and left roomba crumbs, 9 tails full of milk and 10% off tickets with danandphil10 💜

[Emily🦋 @phouseofpheal]

Enjoy your last 24 hours of "11mo ago" 🥺

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@emtothesun @therealddphan AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED FOR REAL

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@therealddphan @olliebutanxious you’re so welcome, i have a certain set of skills… and all of them have to do with finding smut

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@therealddphan @olliebutanxious https://t.co/sJsvgu6Ewr

hi, i found you something 🥹🥹🥹 phil mentions dan’s thigh muscles in it and everything

[ela 🪲 @elaaguara]

let her cook

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

sometimes i’m like “yea, i don’t have very strong feelings bc of my antidepressants” and then the Titan Twinks™️ say some shit like this and i’m reminded that i can feel the whole spectrum of human emotion in 20 seconds.

[✭ ݁ ˖ @pinofdnp]

a clip that sends u through every human emotion in 20 seconds

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@ratzinmyattic @z0mbi3phan oh my 🥵

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

i went to the hard launch tour and all i got was fucking roasted on the dan and phil relationship phodcast

put that shit on a tshirt

[ros ☁️ hlt mnl @goincrazyfast]

just out here bragging 🫩

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@_SavoyTrufflez_ awww thank you 💜 i fear this is stolen valor though, i’ve been 30 for a while (birthday’s in february) but this was so sweet 🥹

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@hu_munchi father of 5, daniel howell

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

happy phanniversary to all who celebrate 💜💜💜 and a merry hard launch to you all

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@theamazingphil fuck okay, gimme a sec, i’m swimming

[toriisnotontwt @ToriIsNotonX]

@goodphealings @theamazingphil oPeN CAn