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Just hold on we going home

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

I donno who wants to hear this but outchea nobody gives a fuck about how special you are, how cute, smart, etc. Nobody cares.

[Yator @yator___]

Done for the week, open to ALL degenerate activities

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

You try to blend in with rich kids and they suggest the next pool party will be at your house

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

When she asks you what your favorite food is and you tell her ' That might involve some form of consent '

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

When you go with her to a restaurant and she orders the most expensive thing on the menu but you already know the waiter will tell her ' Hiyo imeisha '

[𝕊𝕥✰𝕣𝕓𝕠𝕪™ @StarboyKE_]

@NjeriBt We want a truthful president and he did say the truth.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂

[ED @tf_idkyouman]

"A murima girl that loves you"

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Its been long since anyone blessed a nigga with a Titty Tuesday submission

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

A few minutes ago, I met a heavily pregnant woman getting rained on. My toxic masculinity overwhelmed me and I immediately gave her my umbrella, so that she hurries up to go cook for her husband.

[Droid @droid254]

Delete number 7

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Presence. Stop worrying about tomorrow & regretting yesterday.

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Tulisema mnono akae katikati,,atafanya gari ikule bushes haraka.Ama ashuke tu,shuka msee,,"...😂😂

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Lakini tuambiane tu ukweli, your soul mate can never be a woman with another mans kid 🤣🤣. Hyo ni uongo

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

It’s 6am and I endorse this message. Average women believe they are the prize by offering you exclusivity you can barely audit.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Sijui mbona nafeel uliokota hii mguu.