Tori Bair (Addis)

I love my husband but why does he use 5 paper plates at once 🙅🏻‍♀️

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

I really gotta stop watching real housewives series after the fact so I can tweet with people about them in real time. #behind

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

@erincarr0820 @illiafarmer @aliknight__ Honestly nothing surprises me anymore. But he’s full of shit, he’s sittin’ by the pool.

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

@illiafarmer Good grief

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

@FmsjJohnston Haha, the Whitey’s sign makes it very real. Enjoy your visit!

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

@illiafarmer @Cubs Not true. We don’t fair weather. We just drink on it 😢😥

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

Check on your Cubs fans friends… we aren’t ok 😥

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

Doggone it I already lost all my masks and now y’all are gonna ask me to find em? No.

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

How do I sleep with my eyes open at the bar asking for a friend

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

Lmao if anyone ever saw my google search history they’d think I was the dumbest human alive 😆 #notgood

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Smooooooooth

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

@morgswoodin Holy shit

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Curtain call.

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

@Sjbair11 Wtf are you ever talking about lol

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3pm & sit down the rest of the day.

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

Brilliant. Bad. A little bit mad. May 2021.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

The world was a lot better when we didn’t have access to opinions of people we’ll never see face to face

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

Recently realized I am not exclusively a hidden valley ranch lover.. I have been wasting money for YEARS over this over-looked opinion of mine. #AllRanchIsCreatedEqual #ExceptLaGondola #ISaidWhatISaid

[Tori Bair (Addis) @ToriRae11]

😭

[Daveed Diggs @DaveedDiggs]

Okay. Now I can talk about it.