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I'm gonna vomit

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@verizonfios wifi is terrible if you're more then two feet away from it 🙄

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Reasons I’d rather pay $5 for a coffee at @Starbucks then $4 at @dunkindonuts messed up my order 3 times and my burnt tasting “macchiato” had coffee grinds in it 🤔

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@MikieJAllDay

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Keep that fake food away from me.

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@MikieJAllDay why do you do this to me

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@BuzzFeed Seriously can someone answer me

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@BuzzFeed I've sent multiple emails to the editorial department recently and have yet to receive and response. Please reach out.

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@MikieJAllDay @TheAnimalVines omg

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@MikieJAllDay @GuyCodes I neeeeeeeeeeeeed him!!!

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

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@Allie_saurus I WISH :(

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@Allie_saurus !!! https://t.co/1uUTKMQW6j

[Javier Muñoz @JMunozActor]

When a telemarketer calls the day after your last performance as Hamilton and the number is from Yorktown, NY.....😏

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Wishing I had a picture of @Lin_Manuel and I so I could wish him a proper Happy Birthday :(

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Also thankful for finding good gluten free beer this year 🙌🏻

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Adulting things I did this year:
Entered the adult world
Cried about things in the adult world
Opened a credit card
Became thankful for the lessons the adult world is continuing to teach me.
Can’t wait to see what 2018 has in store!

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My first gift this year was getting @klgandhoda faces on my wrapping paper!!! @hodakotb @KathieLGifford #myfavs

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@katx811 Use @Ebates too! Ive earned so much in cash back doing my shopping and they just sent me a walmart gift card!

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do humans that run businesses not understand the importance of customer service anymore?????

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@Allie_saurus THIS COULD BE A THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG https://t.co/VdtciLfGhu

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

I awoke to a request from Aaron, who does not tweet, asking me to pass along the following response:

“Dead serious and I’m honored by your interest. Now…an idea. I’m gonna need one of those. 😊”

Note: I added the smiley face. I've always wanted to rewrite Sorkin with emojis. https://t.co/zxyNJmWaxH

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@Allie_saurus Have you read this!? https://t.co/bvtmhbBKHo

[Sterling K Brown @SterlingKBrown]

#AaronSorkin if you are serious, sir, I would be honored! 🇺🇸 https://t.co/7lZ3aocK95