🖤🩻 ᴛᴏʀɪ // ꜱʜᴇᴅᴛᴡᴛ 🩻🖤

cw:: ??kgs
gw:: 45kgs
ugw:: 37kgs
bulimirexic (ednos)
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[🍻 @drink2beers]

when in liar liar competition and my opponent walks in with his pants on fire

[⋆˚࿔ @kvtzoz]

i love using #’s unnecessarily its so fun i am #happy

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

o interior do meu cérebro quando alguém começa a explicar as regras de um jogo de cartas

[🖤🩻 ᴛᴏʀɪ // ꜱʜᴇᴅᴛᴡᴛ 🩻🖤 @Tori_typing]

Goodnight

[🖤🩻 ᴛᴏʀɪ // ꜱʜᴇᴅᴛᴡᴛ 🩻🖤 @Tori_typing]

I have a splinter on my right thumb typically made for someone's left and its so uncomfortable 🙁

[101.🪐 @ysuckgirl]

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

nice tweets bro are you on the spectrum

[mona ꨄ (-24,8kg) @mublja]

me & idgaf

[Caro @kadito_sg]

Estamos de acuerdo en que una prueba gratuita no debería pedir los datos de la tarjeta? Si es gratis, es gratis..

[suzy @pinkieszny]

i cant go hours without eating, the problem is that the second i eat something, I cant stop eating anymore

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[holly ִֶ ⋆𐙚❅🦌*°⋆❆ 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmaster86753]

i’m very guilty of turning my head 45 degrees like an animal when i’m confused

[Тони 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶ♱ ྀ @toniv3rse]

me when i’m stupid

[2hollis of edtwt @ihateeverythibg]

what i want more than anything actually

[⋆౨ৎ lorelaie @charallels]

liking oomfs tweets in a language i can’t understand