Toria Brightside

Photographer and Musician in Manchester. Agent at VauHaus Model Agency MCR & LDN. [email protected]

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@NorthernSoulMcr What's the best email to reach you on?

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If you have to tell the room you're charming, you probably aren't.

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Sticks and stones don't break my bones, and names make me dislike you.

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"There is no such thing as a plump and juicy raisin. A plump and juicy raisin is a grape." - The scientist, re Kellogg's Fruit & Fibre song

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I have never watched DWTS but I guess I'm gonna have to tune in. I'd do anything for @erikajayne - that bitch is what the world needs 👑🍾👌🏻

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"My answer was awkward. I think she expected me to care in some way." Ben Barnes

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@ElCapoNQ Genius. See you later.

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@ElCapoNQ What time does happy hour start? I need two margaritas.

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1996 was a great year for bitch pop

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'Sorry I'm a fucktard, it's a Gemini thing!'
No it isn't, it's a fucktard thing.

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Barnes and I just had a press up competition. I am champion. Barnes gave up 2/3 of the way through his first press up.

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Writing a slip shanty. That's an Irish jig but kind of in the style of a pirate. That's a 9 8 time signature.

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'The fake look' yeah that's definitely a healthy trend

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@hazel_julie nostalgically warming my heart ❤️ 🔥

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Your Viking name for your pet is cute in theory, but FYI you didn't check the spelling and the Vikings are now turning in their graves.

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"How do you install it?" - A dumbass, regarding a prism.

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@erikajayne is my No.1 hero RN. Super sexy. Super c*nty. This bitch delivers 🤘🏻💋💵

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"A, B, C or neither?"
How about a, b, c, dictionary.

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"Tristan, you eat Ben and Jerry's like a broken hearted girl." - Lilly

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Gypsy punk on guitar is basically cardio