Torie✌️

[🦈𓈒 ⊹ .𝐢𝐝𝐚 . ˓𓄹 @waytogorobin13]

MASON MARCHMENT SCORING THE FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON IS SUCH A FULL CIRCLE MOMENT

[Dieter Kurtenbach 🔥 @dieter]

The Sharks have sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads.

[‎ً @eklundism]

evil has been defeated back to back i can’t believe it

[Voss ×͜× @uncvoss]

“We can’t find anyone who wants to work anymore.”

Meanwhile I walk into Target and see six closed checkout lanes, one cashier, and a line at self-checkout.

I applied there. Filled out the online application, did the AI questionnaire, did two interviews, and waited four weeks for a rejection.

Then I went back to the same store and saw the same six registers closed and the same “NOW HIRING” sign on the door.

So which is it?

Nobody wants to work, or nobody can get through the machine built to hire them?

[Leon @TrpstrLeonOG]

Insurance rep: “Your claim was denied.”

Me: “Why?”

Insurance rep: “The procedure wasn’t medically necessary.”

Me: “My doctor ordered it.”

Insurance rep: “Yes.”

Me: “A specialist agreed.”

Insurance rep: “Yes.”

Me: “So who decided it wasn’t necessary?”

Insurance rep: “Our review team.”

Me: “Are they doctors?”

Insurance rep: “I don’t have that information.”

The bill was $3,260.

I pay them $428 every month.

Apparently I’m paying $5,136 a year so someone I’ve never met can overrule the doctor standing in front of me.

Very reassuring system.

[Marissa Voss™ @marissavoss]

I love whatever is wrong with Quinn Hughes.

[stephanie @Stephabues]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN TODAY LIKE WDYM THE BACKUP GOALIE’S PHYSICALLY HIDING FROM THE GAME AFTER WATCHING THEIR MAIN GOALIE LET 7 GOALS IN 😭😭😭😭😭

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Champagne shower ❌
Champagne storm ✅

🍾🍾🍾

#McLaren | #ThisTeam

[Formula 1 @F1]

World champion 4 ever

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP @LandoNorris

[Formula 1 @F1]

Champion. Of. The. World.

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP

[Formula 1 @F1]

Introducing the 35th member of the F1 World Champions' club.

Welcome, @LandoNorris 🏆

#F1

[Formula 1 @F1]

Champion.

#F1

[Formula 1 @F1]

LANDO NORRIS IS THE 2025 FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPION!!!! 🏆

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP

[marion¹ @pitlanelando]

THAT'S MY FUCKING DRIVER
LANDO NORRIS YOU'RE WORLD CHAMPION

[LN⁴ @LN4]

LANDO NORRIS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

🏆 Lando Norris just became …

• 1st McLaren champion since 2008
• 1st non-Red Bull or Mercedes champion since 2009
• 4th driver to win title after 150+ races
• 7th youngest champion
• 8th McLaren champion
• 35th champion in F1 history

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Lando Norris, you are a WORLD CHAMPION! 🧡🥹

#McLaren | #ThisTeam

[Formula 1 @F1]

Three emerged as contenders.

Now, one stands alone. Lando Norris.

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP