Andrés Cubillán

I'll Make My Own Hours.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

NUCLEAR POWER.

IT DOESN'T CARE IF THE SUN'S SHINING OR THE WIND'S BLOWING.

IT DOESN'T NEED BATTERIES FULL OF COBALT OR LITHIUM DUG UP BY CONGOLESE CHILD SLAVES IN CHINESE-OWNED MINES.

AND IT HAS LOWER LIFETIME GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS THAN SOLAR, AND ABOUT THE SAME AS WIND.

IT'S NOT EVIL DEVIL MAGIC. IT'S METAL THAT GETS HOT AND BOILS WATER TO MAKE STEAM THAT TURNS TURBINES.

THERE'S NO SMOKE. THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF THE COOLING TOWER IS JUST STEAM.

NUCLEAR PRODUCES AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES LESS RADIOACTIVE POLLUTION THAN COAL WHICH CONTAINS TRACE RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS WHICH GO INTO THE AIR WHEN BURNED.

NUCLEAR POWER DOESN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE ALL NUCLEAR WASTE IS CONTAINED, AND NO NUCLEAR WASTE CASKET HAS EVER LEAKED IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN NUCLEAR POWER.

NUCLEAR POWER IS SAFE.

IT'S EFFECTIVE.

IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO THE ENVIRONMENT THAN COAL, OR EVEN WIND AND SOLAR WHICH REQUIRE A FUCK TON OF LAND AND TOXIC METALS FOR WHICH WE HAVE NO PLAN TO DEAL WITH.

NUCLEAR POWER IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A PERFECT ENERGY SOURCE THE HUMAN SPECIES HAS EVER DISCOVERED.

WE'VE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY SINCE THE 1950S. IF WE EMBRACED IT FROM THE START, WE WOULDN'T HAVE CLIMATE CHANGE TODAY. WE COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF THE AIR CONDITIONING WE EVER WANTED, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER MODERN CONVENIENCE WE'RE CONSTANTLY SHAMED FOR TODAY.

BUT WE SAID NO.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING AS A SPECIES?

ARE WE FUCKING RETARDED?

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

@gremalix @Alchemi_ @Thirteenthsteps Well it's almost twice the performance so yeah, you win some you lose some

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

The stadium playing Mr. brightsight after Kone's horrible injury during the hydration break is definitely a choice

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

Chainsaw man powers be like

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

After stumbling back and seeing how everyone looks back at him with horror, the first original thought by a robot came to fruition:

"WHY. IS. EVERYONE. LOOKING. AT. ME.

STOP. LOOKING. AT. ME.

STOP."

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child in the stomach

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

He's so obviously reaching for the water and Arbeloa misinterpreted it 😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

2️⃣5️⃣🤍 Kylian Mbappé reaches 25 La Liga goals and shakes hand with Arbeloa. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

@lejournaldureal 🎥

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

Started hallucinating so bad that the AI proceeded to give the sloppiest toppy at the end

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

There's something so insanely sad about this statue having it's wings clipped. The passage of time is unrelenting.

[Momoka @MomokaRage]

I don’t even know where to start... So, my boyfriend showed me this Instagram reel of a Spyro the Dragon statue. The sad part? It’s sitting in an abandoned building. The cool part? It was only 45 minutes away from us! I rewatched the reel a million times and tried to message the creator for details, but they gatekept the location.
So, I took matters into my own hands and spent hours tracking it down. I posted on Reddit, and some amazing people reached out with the coolest history on this thing. Turns out, this exact statue was an exclusive promotional piece used all the way back at E3 for Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon! In the old photos, he was perched way up on a high stand looking awesome. Sadly, looking closely at the reel, his wings are missing now—but he’s still dope. After E3, the statue was bought by or donated to The Arc Arcade in Astoria. When the arcade shut down in 2018, the statue basically vanished... until now.
Once I finally pinpointed the address, I had to track down the property owner, just crossing my fingers that he’d actually know what I was talking about. Because honestly, who calls a stranger first thing in the morning asking about a giant purple dragon?
By the time I gathered all this info it was 3 AM, and I was wide awake like an owl, but I had to get some sleep for work. I finally called the owner around 10 AM. I asked if he owned the building, and he said yes. Then I asked if he knew what that huge thing visible through the glass door was.
His response? “Oh, that purple lizard thing? I don’t know! It was there when I bought the building in 2021, and I have no idea what to do with it.”
I was absolutely losing it such a hilarious response. Then, he literally asked me, “Can you just come take it on Monday?” and I was like, “Uh, YES!”
If everything goes smoothly, I’m going to keep him in storage while I work on restoring him, with the goal of displaying him at a gaming expo in the future. Wish me luck and fingers crossed we get this baby out of there! #spyrothedragon #spyro #retrogaming #insomniacs
#estatue

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

Los chistes se escriben solos JAJAJA

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

Jude Bellingham 🌪️

[🌛♈🌜 @kahkakiw]

My most schizo take is that humans are actually, literally, capable of this.

[taron @taroniik]

cuando abro twitter en el metro y me sale algo raro y tengo que hacer así con la cabeza para que la gente vea que no soy un enfermo

[nam mac @nam_mac]

SLUMLORDZ !! ☻☻☻

probably gonna upload the first ep some time next week to youtube >;3

[Maikel Garcia @maikeljose06]

Visca el Barça! 🔵🔴
Força Barça, sempre! 💪⚽

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

the luv situation was such a far L that he might be remembered for the rest of his career for that alone, or at least reminded daily on social media

generational L I'm afraid

[the Old Man Ebro @oldmanebro]

Trolling Uzi Vert fans is Top 5

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

Modern call of duty be like

[鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵 @harukaawake]

🇯🇵 Someone tried to walk from Shinjuku Sanchome Station exit C8 to Nishi-Shinjuku Station exit C8. It took him about 28 minutes.

Although I grew up in Tokyo, I can’t do this without getting lost. It’s even harder at night as some paths are closed.

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

Finally: Nu metal 2

[Knocked Loose @knockedloose]

Hive Mind tomorrow.

[🐗Ruanas☀️ @ruanas_andinas]

El mito de "cuando bajen los cerros" es uno de los principales motivos de la supervivencia del chavismo durante 27 años.

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

Custom characters in story cutscenes

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

Obsessed with this gif, gonna try to find more opportunities to use it

[Andrés Cubillán @ToriiTheAnt]

Mira marico: solo porque nunca tuviste una carrera decente con o sin Kanye, tu intento de punk fracasó y no tienes el talento o el carisma Vince Staples, no tienes que subyugar mi país a tus comentarios políticos de mierda 😭

Mejor quédate teniendo beef con raperos muertos, bobo

[Vic Mensa @VicMensa]

what happens next in venezuela?

this that classic recipe imperialism