Cody Torkelson

17th Place “Elgin’s Got Talent” Finisher

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

🤔 what could he be getting at

[Zach Wahls @ZachWahls]

I think a state-level Department of Government Efficiency is a fantastic idea. That person could audit government spending and promote government efficiency. It's so good, we should put it in the constitution. And it's so important, we should elect somebody to lead it.

[Tom Crabtree @itsCrab]

I’m still exhausted 12 years later…
#GoPackGo

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Unbelievable. 🤯

[Cody Torkelson @Tork3]

Me when @DanBaileyMTS says my Mopar stock car looks like a Thunderbird

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

Since Intuit is sponsoring the Super Bowl, seems like a timely moment to remind every American that they spend astronomical amounts of money to keep the tax code complex, so that they will have a product to sell you! 👎👎 https://t.co/xiy02IaEp2

[Cody Torkelson @Tork3]

@mpward24 @NFVBoysHoops

[Cody Torkelson @Tork3]

If a winter storm is on the way and your local news channel doesn’t run a segment about people preparing for the storm, then your local news channel isn’t even trying. Bonus points for an in hardware store interview of somebody buying a snowblower.

[Cody Torkelson @Tork3]

@T_Klinger17

[Cody Torkelson @Tork3]

Paying the bills today @DOM_Frederic

[Cody Torkelson @Tork3]

@TylerRinken How do you stay awake at 1:34 am after drinking a milk? Why don’t you just take a zzzquil and call it good?

[Bhaskar Sunkara @sunraysunray]

We’re a country that doesn’t respect working-class ingenuity

[Cody Torkelson @Tork3]

Absolutely nothing wrong with cruising up to the game in a Chrysler Pacifica. Most awarded minivan 6 years in a row. Excellence year in and year out. #winning

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Not even lying @PresbyterianBSB literally pulled up in Chrysler Mini-vans to beat the Gamecocks

[Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen]

In which Paul Rudd goes on Conan O’Brien’s podcast and continues the greatest running bit of all time.

[Scottie Mc @ScottieMc33]

Winky McGee!!!!!

Also, no way Fast Eddy is a real name. No effing way. 😂

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Infield grass gets torn up. So why even have it. Know what WOULDN'T get torn up? An infield pond. Just a pond maybe 1-2 feet deep. Slows the car down quickly. Driver exits the car and pulls koi out of their firesuit. Why do I have to think of everything around here. #NASCAR

[Cody Torkelson @Tork3]

@mpward24 Prove it with video evidence and I’ll buy you a Kwik Star Stromboli

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Went to Culver’s for a butter burger but left my wallet at home and only had $2.00 on me. Thankfully I added 3 void years on to the end of the deal and we were good to go.