YoToroBlanco

Gonzo journalist, fiction writer, indie game dev, comic artist, general nuisance

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

You are either a slut (doing it for free), a whore (doing it for money), or a prude (not doing it).

Pick one. I picked "whore".

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@gnitnaZ @RVG_sieve Can't see what's going on, guess somebody isn't my pal somewhere up the line, but I'm proud of you!! Taking care of yourself is always a good thing.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

Holy shit. This was not anywhere in the same ballpark as I thought 2026 would go. Not even the same league. Not even the same fucking sport.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@BellaBaddie__ Ice water, crystal light, and coffee, but I keep backsliding every few months when shit gets stressful.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@JohnCornyn Great news.

Now start screwing with the president's agenda.

Dude primaried you because he's a whiny baby. You gonna take that shit, bro? He doesn't even lift, bro, you gonna let him do you like that?

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

Seriously, everyone, back the fuck up off the car in front.

You do not have anywhere to be that urgently.

[Mart B. @martboficial]

prefiro parecer lerdo do que descobrir assim por que a distância de segurança existe.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@spicegirled "Is reddit really that bad?", she said.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@distressf1are He was a legend. RIP

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

True story: my dad and I were discussing double penetration and DVDA after watching Orgazmo, and we discussed the max dick load. We settled on 9: bj,2xhj,dvda, and two foot jobs. My dad said "imagine the poor bastard getting a foot job"

Sorry you didn't live to see this, dad.

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

the concept of giving the president of the united states’ son a footjob

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

Yooooo @spicegirled they made the perfect shirt for me. It's almost my exact catchphrase!

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@puberty2rot If you love something let it go.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@Maynard598212 @spicegirled @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden Right?? I love my spikey boi.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@Maynard598212 @spicegirled @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden He had a good life. He is survived by Nirrus the Dapper

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@spicegirled @Maynard598212 @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden Also, sad addendum: it's just one hedgie now. Æther passed about a year ago. RIP little guy.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@FlyInTheOinment @Maynard598212 @spicegirled @supertech427 @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden I was raised on the golden age.... so, maybe, if you think Hank Scorpio is the best one off character.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@FlyInTheOinment @spicegirled @Maynard598212 @supertech427 @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden I finished a while ago, I have a life outside of you.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@FlyInTheOinment @Maynard598212 @spicegirled @supertech427 @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@spicegirled @Maynard598212 @FlyInTheOinment @supertech427 @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden You knew this would happen when you invited me back into a gc and then vanished for hours leaving me unsupervised

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@FlyInTheOinment @Maynard598212 @spicegirled @supertech427 @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden I told you I made spaghetti.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@Leg0King It worked for me and I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing. Thanks, @HunterBiden

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@Maynard598212 @spicegirled @FlyInTheOinment @supertech427 @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden Well, this is unexpected. I'm gonna eat dinner now.

[YoToroBlanco @ToroBlancoYo]

@FlyInTheOinment @Maynard598212 @spicegirled @supertech427 @thesissyspacex @iamsmokefleet @CombatBeat @HunterBiden I'm not sharing it with him, it's MY butthole