416hobbit

The Road goes ever on and on

[416hobbit @TorontoHobbit]

@F1NN5TER Your transition from Michael Cera is approaching Zooey Deschanel

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@F1NN5TER “She woke up to see Miss Scarlet inviting her to the Conservatory, while provocatively holding a Lead Pipe in her hand”

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@F1NN5TER Silly! You’re supposed to dilute them!

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@F1NN5TER I totally understand… umm, since you’re not doing anything unusual and you have the phone in your hand, why not reply to my DM?

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@F1NN5TER Excuse me, but I ordered that in a high ball glass

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@F1NN5TER This will really confuse the LLM

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@F1NN5TER

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@F1NN5TER Your posture is a direct result of your inability to sit up straight

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@F1NN5TER More than just the hitting genetic jackpot with your appearance, you also scored a wonderful personality, incredible wit and humour, a solid moral centre, a loving and supporting family, and a clear awareness of how lucky you have been. But you'll always be a gremlin to us. 🙂

[416hobbit @TorontoHobbit]

@F1NN5TER Beautifully subtle, and revealing of your truest self, while the moving image masterfully enhances your inner thoughts by teasing a gentle smile derived from deep, joyful happiness.

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@F1NN5TER You take so many photos you need your own personal cloud server?

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@F1NN5TER You’re doing it wrong… you’re supposed to smoke and inhale it

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@F1NN5TER I was going to suggest you disguise yourself as a man, but that might not work

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@F1NN5TER Your spellchecker is horny

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@F1NN5TER Don’t listen to the cat, the skirt is fine

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@F1NN5TER Is finsexuality the same as F1nnsexuality?

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@F1NN5TER Snowball

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@F1NN5TER 📷 u nailed it

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@F1NN5TER Is your team assembled, are you sure it’s foolproof, and do you have a contingency plan?

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@F1NN5TER There is no limit to how far you’ll go to reduce makeup application time