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[Lema @LemayianLeiyan]

APs working with CRBC have not been paid. Food for APs and KeNHA staff at the airport has been stopped, Chinese contractors no longer provide meals.

Transport vehicles from the CRBC Southern Bypass campsite often lack fuel, forcing APs to be carried in open pickups like livestock in the cold.

Key question: Is the government issuing underfunded tenders, or are the Chinese failing to pay due to gambling?

APs have threatened to abandon the projects. Drivers are being fired frequently, and Chinese firms are importing translators from China.

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

I’m amazed at people who are addicted to consuming content that triggers them.
Can never be me. If the algorithm starts to move weird, I immediately start pushing the “not interested” and “show less content like this” buttons.

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

I met Maketh Kuer sometimes 2023, kumbe he decided to go full throttle. Now working as a contractor in Kenya & Sudiis wanampea jobs ajab.

[Peru Nomad @Perunomad]

Marich - Ortum stretch in West Pokot has one of the best views. The green mountains with road and river cutting across meandering all the way.

[Wale Lawal @WalleLawal]

Nigerian Immigration Officer: Where are you flying from?

Me: Nairobi

NIO: What did you go there for?

Me: A conference.

NIO: What do you do?

Me: I’m a researcher.

NAO: So what do you study?

Me: Corruption.

[Janet Machuka @janetmachuka_]

Household tip: If you want to whiten or brighten your white garments and bedding, use this liquid not jik. Jik is for stain removal. This is for whitening. Thank me later.

[Dr. Eric Mutwiri kirimi, PhD @MutwiriKirimi]

I believe I am among the most highly educated people in Kenya. I hold two PhDs in Applied and Computational Mathematics and was admitted to one of Africa's premier universities, where I graduated as the top student in my class. Unfortunately, despite these qualifications and academic achievements, I remain unemployed.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when your girl friend is crying about how her male best friend got beaten up by two guys but you paid for four

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When you land in another time zone so your 48-hour deodorant lowkey gained an extra hour

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

There are people who wake up early just to sit on their porch with coffee and listen to birds.
And that feels like a much better use of a life than rushing through every second of it.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Always pray for alignment. To be at the right place, at the right time, and around the right people who will help u get to your destiny

[Nairobi House Hunting Assistant @AngleMtoto]

Selling this flat at sh76m negotiable with monthly income of sh 730,000/-, with units of 76 bedsitters @sh9000/-each, with onebedroom @ sh15,000, 2shops @ sh 12,000 each and laundry machines room , with Title and all approval documents connected to sewerline, 100℅ occupied.

[Kagwe @samuel0kagwe]

@AngleMtoto @sh9000 Post it on https://t.co/WV5KW8A7Iu

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

Am So Happy Cultural Week is Becoming A thing in our Schools, We have to Teach these kids where we have come From.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

People who post on LinkedIn and genuinely enjoy their corporate career terrify me.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

It’s happening. There are about 2.9 million customer service workers in the US.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One minute you’re struggling financially, and the next minute, your life is flooded with blessings. That is how God operates.

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[LKA @katiwa_4]

I was at Strathmore during the El Niño of 1997-98… we could be in class and think it’s drizzling.. get out of class and find water above our knees… it was a drizzle until it was not… the flooding was so bad,Matatus were swept away… Sakaja doesn’t know what is coming!! Langu jicho tu!