TorqueLife

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[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

https://t.co/VULZNO8pzT

ZA CS: Season 3 - Episode 1: NA CS.
Shoutouts to @AtkArena and @bravadogaming.

Now that @Doru_cs is no longer apart of the team, my number one SA team to now support is BZK once again. 🧙‍♂️

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@razcsgo Bro surely your three lawyers could have aided you in writing something far more succinct.

This reads like an AI prompt which made your text verbose and added in a bunch of commas.

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@juliabishrobson ETA on this? 🫣

[Julia "Bish" 🇿🇦 #ENTERLAN @juliabishgames]

I'm interviewing a doctor tomorrow, who happens to be a hardcore gamer, for an upcoming content piece...

Drop some questions you'd like me to ask him:

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@CsHeartbreak @juliabishrobson Bro I am not a hard core gamer 😂not even a doctor. I'm a nurse remember 💁🏼‍♀️

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@CsHeartbreak @juliabishrobson Sorry to disappoint pal 😂. Not me

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@marchza_ Yo Lil bro is rich now or what

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

I can't even take this shit seriously 😂

[honestdeceit🍞 🇿🇦 @honest_deceit]

Be careful out there my friends. There's a girl on Valorant going by the name "Melody" and she's a liar and emotionally manipulative.

There's a lot that I wanna say but just don't get involved if you ever come across her.

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@Demonix77x What leaderboard is this? The data bias is 🤨

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

Idiots respond to this tweet, defending Rockstar - "Difficult to port To PC", "Would rather have finished game."

Blatantly ignoring the fact that the game has spent 40 years in development, and that it is a predatory marketing practice that will boost sales on PS5, PC, and PS6.

[Josh ‘Nobodyyyyyyy’ @NobodyyyyyyyJB]

"PC version wont be coming at launch"

??? are they dumb?

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@clowiiza You have a CV to back up negotating for a 50k salary? 🤔

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

I'm starting an eSports team that puts females first 💁🏼‍♀️

Starting salary: 40k per month, and will receive medical aid benefits and pension fund contributions.

Each player will also receive a Mercedes Benz, and 51 weeks of paid vacation.

I'm calling it: Valeria eSports 2.

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@Reapergp2 Of course. I myself identify as a girl.

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

Using Iso to Ult the hiding bot-log Cypher/Killjoy with judge on site who duo queues with their Jett/Reyna carry and ruining their setup is fucking goated.

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@Demonix77x Bro the whole thing is just poes funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

These ZA Valorant mfs literally making drama over some groceries at woolies.

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

What's a convenient place where can I find all the ZA Valorant players social-handles?

Mfs playing a game with danger-free-info kayo dart, sova drone, skye dog and love to shit talk but they don't know shit about fuck.

Im very keen to bring the shit talk out of the game.

[shannon @aw3some__]

@RustyyyYG imagine losing

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@CsHeartbreak Bro not even. Playing as a hobby is one thing. If you're going past the time invested as a hobby into proper competitive with prac and scrim, whilst maintaining a job/study, you're sacrificing some other component of life.

At the end you'll have nothing to show for it.

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

In 2016 the 1st place prize was R200 000.

Accounting for inflation, the equivalent value of this (2023) first place prize would have been worth approx. R110000 in 2016.

Get the fuck out of this depressive shithole and go put 10k hours into study/job.

[Greensoup @Greensoup91]

Prize Money Distribution For VS Masters 2023:

1ST - R150,000
2ND - R70,000
3RD - R30,000
4TH - R12,000
5TH-8TH - R7,000

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

Solo'qed Valo last night and found the sole proprietor of "What a dumbfuck honestly" @LighteRTZ himself. Mf @kanii4real then says randomly at some point whilst full-tilt that he's going "demonmode" and I'm guessing took of his ankleweights like Rock Lee.

The content has arrived.

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

@Mike_Hawk_1337 LMAO OG COMMENT

[TorqueLife @TorqueLifeZA]

ZA Valo: Episode 1 (Soon)™️