TorquedTurtle

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Need to know

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How u know if u can do a backflip?

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HALP. Homies Against Light Pollution

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What makes you think that you’re so special that the government has to monitor you through your laptop camera?

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I wish I could text my dog and let that fool know I miss him. Maybe send some virtual ear scratches and tummy rubs

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Netflix, YouTube really mopping the floor with ur ass rn. Can’t even change the picture quality mid movie smh

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Wtf is the inside of a butterfinger?

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Dude is easily susceptible to traps if baited with sour skittles and puffed cheez-it’s

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Drunk. Plotting. But still no money

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@tchizzle47 Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Can’t be true 😳

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Fuck cake. Cookies yum

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Hallmark movies

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The way I want to be an IPad kid and play games on my phone at the restaurant…protect your peace

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Fuck…overwatch 🙀

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I want a dog

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Corn dogs are sooooo fucking underrated!!!