Tor

you ever seen a chevy with the butterfly doors?

[Tor @TorriBernard]

you can now refer to me as a milf

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@joe_thompson27 Wait are we sober at the same time? Is this real life?

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There’s a fine line between coffee providing me energy or anxiety and I cross it every time

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@joe_thompson27 This made me LOL

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Drinking mini wine bottles in the Goodwill parking lot ~ vibing ~

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@joe_thompson27 I feel so bold and vulgar tweeting it 😂

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I haven’t tweeted in 4 months but I’m here to say if I let you pull out in front of me and you don’t give a thank you hand wave you can both wreck, and get fckd :)

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Seth is slaving in the kitchen while I sip wine & read. Imma marry this man. Mark my words

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Seth is the finest specimen I’ve ever laid eyes on

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Kathy is going on a date with a guy that spells the word “errands” like “arons” I’m hollering

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I’m at the bar w my boss lol

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@kldaniels15 hahahaha rat terrier looking betch

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torri called this mean girl a rat terrier and i have not stopped laughing since 😭

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I’m so happy it’s actually repulsive lol

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@34GeorgiaMalone you put us together is like dumb n dumber

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Seth just said “target just doesn’t have many accessories”… he was referring to side dishes for dinner 😂😂

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My fictional characters broke up & now I’m sad

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feeling extra lucky & blessed lately 🥰

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@alyssa_schoener @34GeorgiaMalone 😂