Matt👽

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial like breaks of happiness.

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Taste it!!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: US Men’s Ice Hockey Team member is being praised nationwide for his PATRIOTISM at the Italy Winter Olympics

“Being able to represent the US at this stage in the Olympics is one of the greatest honors I’ve ever had!”

It’s THAT SIMPLE! 🇺🇸

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Me realizing I can’t coach from my couch

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

So we’re just not watching Monday Night Football huh?

I’m not buying another streaming subscription…

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

There is an Ole Miss class that teaches us these dance moves.

[Matt👽 @TorriMatt]

@jakefawcett3 I'll agree if you can name 5 better catches. It was also defensive PA so they would've gotten the yardage if he didn't make the catch

[el Jefé @JefePil]

I did not expect the president of the United States to weigh in on the New York Giants

[Matt👽 @TorriMatt]

@jakefawcett3 The gang ain't neurotypical ts

[Matt👽 @TorriMatt]

These scammers are so desperate they are going after our HSA's now 😂

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The Lindor Family. The best.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Phillies simply got outplayed by the Mets

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

The entire New York Rangers organization is shocked and saddened to learn of the passing of Johnny Gaudreau and Matthew Gaudreau. We send our deepest condolences to Johnny and Matthew’s family, friends, and loved ones.

[Snark Messier @SnarkMessier]

Over it. #NYR

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Shouldn’t the nominee be decided by a party vote? Democracy etc …

[Matt👽 @TorriMatt]

@jakefawcett3 Where tf did you find this lol

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

omg they actually did it

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

the grimacee effectt im flattereddd