TortugaJay

🇺🇸 2nd Amendment-🦌 Sportsman 🦌 God & Country. Fun Parodies. Fun Posts. Fun Stuff to Laugh at. My Commentary !

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

@EverythingRebs Well, Georgia did beat them six times in a row. I was rooting for state. I think their pitching really let them down and allowed GA to just out gun them.

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

One of the BEST Skits that Saturday Night Live ever made. Too bad they forgot how to make these. Where did the funny non political comedy go ? Where did it go ???

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Rodney Dangerfield was THE MAN !
Hilariously Funny. Now, watch this and tell me, isn’t this what a late night show should be? Instead of Kimmel ranting and giving free campaign speeches for Karen Bass who helped burn down LA and won’t give any permits !

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

YES, Aubrey absolutely deserved to win “Survivor”. The 3 guys simply banned together to vote everyone out but she survived on her own and took control in the end winning final immunity. She had to be more cunning until final 5. The judges got this one Right ! Who Agrees ?

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Survivor Chat …..

Rick Devens should have won the $ 100K dollars given by “Sia”, NOT Cirie Fields. Devens single handily put his survivor Life on the line and won a single “Coin Flip” to stay alive and double the game award to 2 Million Dollars. Cirie did ZERO!
Anyone Agree?

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

On the other hand ….,,,,,,

Survivor’s Rizzo ….. The Self Proclaimed Riz God - appears to be the only GOD that absolutely cannot make fire. He wanted to be known as one of the best players in survivor history but got burned in the end !
Sorry Dude.

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Now THIS is a Night Show Host.

That Kimmel guy could learn something watching these for sure. Carson was the best. Not a Liberal Communist Mouth Piece w/ a Derangement Syndrome !

Better yet, it’s about time ABC pulled him off the air for good.

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Let’s see if this movie tells the story correctly. Odysseus doesn’t string his bow by trickery or just by knowing special techniques, he strings it with Devine Strength given to him by the Gods. Other renditions have done a crappy job telling this wonderful story.

[Antonio Sabato Jr @AntonioSabatoJr]

The Odyssey trailer has hit over 100,000 dislikes on YouTube.

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

A good history lesson of Ole Miss.
Also Oxford, Miss. is home of some amazing writers such as William Faulkner & John Grisham - inspired mostly by the southern beauty of Oxford’s charm & architecture.

[Cierra Clark @CierraClarkTV]

OLE MISS 101! If you’re getting into SEC football and want to learn more about teams in the conference, this video is for you if you wanna learn about Ole Miss! @SECUnfiltered

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

LOL. News Flash 🏈
Lane Kiffin has recently made such as ASS of himself, LSU Administrators have now Shut Him Up - from Social Media. La La La & Yada Yada Yada.
Hotty Toddy y’all

[RebsRising @HeauxKiffin69]

Let them? 🤡💨😂🤣😂😂🤣🫵🏻

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Wow. This Kiffin Clown was recruiting very differently at Ole Miss. what a Cheap Coward he is. A real player’s parent Tells All. !

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Kewan Lacey - Awe Inspiring …..
Can’t Wait for this coming season !

[Ole Memes @Ole_Memes]

👀 Reminder: Kewan Lacy shattered the Ole Miss single-season record for rushing TDs last year with 24 - the previous record was 16.

He’s 14 away from surpassing Deuce McAllister’s career record of 37.

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Posting This Again !
“ Steven A “ Scolding the NCAA Retards for going “Out Of Their Way”to make Trinidad Chambliss go away . This Is PRICELESS !

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

I knew he reminded me of a Ring ….
A Burning 🔥 Ring of Fire that only Diarrhea can give you

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

That ended up being the problem….
The Maintenance Crew missed it.
Shitter was Full at takeoff .

[Kritter @KritterKS]

Live shot of a NASA tech working on the toilet issue aboard the Artemis II

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

I’m trying to think of any reason why I like golf. Hmmmmmm ….
Yea, that’s why !

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Tell me ……. WHY DO YOU THINK …
The NCAA would fight so hard to keep Trinidad from playing college football another season - when he just got to the Southeastern Conference ???

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

YES YES YES. ! Hotty Toddy Ole Miss by DAM. It’s gonna be GOOD !

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

BREAKING: Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss is eligible to play in 2026 after the NCAA's appeal to the Mississippi Supreme Court was denied.

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

Steven A was right “Again”. !
He said the NCAA needs to back off and let Trinidad Chambliss play and he’s “Great for College Football”. The NCAA wants to make sure that ALL SEC teams are as weak as possible. Well, it didn’t work LOSERS !
SUK ON IT you Big 10 Shit Heads !

[Tom @tlp39766]

THE NCAA LOSES AGAIN! 🏛️ The MS Supreme Court has DENIED their appeal! 🦈 TRINIDAD CHAMBLISS IS ELIGIBLE! 😤 Huge shoutout to @TomMarsLaw for the absolute masterclass! 🌊 Let’s carry this winning energy into the State series!🦈🦈

[TortugaJay @TortugaJay]

He hit a massive grand slam last week on Ole Miss’ last out of the game to beat Texas. He’s hit 4 more home runs since that game. 😎

[Sidelines - Ole Miss @SSN_OleMiss]

Tristan Bissetta. The hottest bat in the SEC.