Lassiter

My world isn't just what you see. it's a million times more.

(MatureRP ^ BigTrouble ) PARODY

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

I think I died.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

I'm sure I died.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

Curious.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation You gonna be gagging like that?

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

Another year to make life interesting.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation Try being the main word in that sentence. *Smirks with a wink thrown your way* I only have like 50 pieces of mistletoe. I didn't think past that.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

*Holds mistletoe over your head and presses a quick kiss to those lips* @Dehvastation

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation *Smirks* Of course you can. Let's see what havoc that can cause. *That shiver didn't go unnoticed, making me want to do it again* And for me it went in a very good day.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation *Sly little smirk playing on my lips* I just found it... And I might be waiting to use it just to get a kick out of a certain cop. *Winks as I lean forward, lips close to your ear* Your reaction was perfect, Delicious. Just perfect.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation *Grins as I pull back* Figured I'd so it cause you wouldn't be expecting it and that made your reaction all the better.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation That would be pretty amazing but alas that isn't what is happening. *Dramatic sigh*

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation *Scoffs* Why would I fart glitter? I don't eat that shit. Just put it everywhere. To annoy certain people.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation Just the glitter that is on my body at the moment.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation Why not? *Raises a brow, poking you in the side* Would you rather comment on someone else's sex life? *Winks teasingly* My head is actually pretty normal size. Last checked. My ego on the other hand... But it could use a bit of stroking.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation Over sensitive. Sexually frustrated. A dickward. Different reasons why he could be like that. *Winks at you* No? You sure about that?

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation *Sniggers* He is sensitive. One wrong move and he explodes. *Smirks at you* I know you found me attractive. Win for the angel.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

This. It isn't my fault.

[Dehv @Dehvastation]

This made me laugh.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation He is a little sensitive at times. I can't help that. I was just being me. *Fake whistles and looks around like I didn't do anything.* I just know how to make everyone love me with my humor.

[Lassiter @TortuousLass]

@Dehvastation Mortal enemies. That sounds... A bit harsh. We had a misunderstanding... *Coughs as I look around* Glitter bomb... Or threaten to destroy all his socks. That might make him come around. *Laughs*