Tortured Phanatic

A lifelong tortured Philly sports fan.

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@kdawg1313 A lot of the so-called experts were saying the Nats could approach .500 this season. I don't think they'll get remotely close.

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People seem to forget that they did lose 103 games last year.

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Did you hear that? It was the bubble bursting on the ridiculously high expectations some people had for the Nationals this year.

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@Alyssa_Milano Do you know that everytime the Yankees score a run, a bunny is murdered? How can you root for little bunnies to die?

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The score might not say it, but we won that inning damnit.

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@FightinPhillies You too

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Great... Fox has just introduced the crotch cam in the World Series.

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@FightinPhillies I am drinking, but that has nothing to do with it. Myers owned CC last year.

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Bunt attempt to start the WS??? So disappointed.

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Charlie screwed up the lineup already... Ibanez in left and Myers should be DH'ing against CC. #phillies

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All this talk about who will DH... Against CC tonight it's gotta be Brett Myers, right?

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Carlos!!!!!

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Fuck. Pedro knocked the shit out of that one!!!

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Thank god. The Phils were starting to make Hammel look like a good pitcher.

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@john_biggs Why? My web host pays me. Does yours?

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@Phils08champs ...and how many of those people then say, "well... while I'm here..."

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@Phils08champs You've got to wonder how many unintentional hits they get on their site...

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@Phils08champs One of my friends is their buyer for shoes. I tell him all the time they need to buy that domain name, no matter the cost.

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@Phils08champs Haha... hard.