ToryBoy

Best Batsman in 4S, Best Fielder in 4S (well used to be!!)
Part-time Lovie and Thespian

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Gutted im not playing cricket today!! Miss my old mates @steamyWindows69 & @NotRichMarcer - I've been banished from twitter by velvet #thumb

[ToryBoy @ToryBoyEd]

Swing swing swing swing.......Swing swing swing swing. No not the Aussie bowlers......one only favourite songs #ashes

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The Ashes is one thing but it doesn't send a tingle down my windsock as much as first night at the Brewhouse #lovie

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Burton beat Winshill in a one-sided encounter http://t.co/ZNplQDSLWs

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@ToryBoyEd: Can't wait for peace campaigner @JohnnyDuggins to say 'Well done' when Kamal takes his middle stump out #enochpowell

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Hopefully my team will get a win on Saturday

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Finished fannying around - now back to cricket.......need to sort out the velvety pocket today though #softandsmooth

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Puttin on a production of George of the Jungle......thinking of asking my favourite Alex Darke-Clownman to play the lead #nicepecs

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I'd love a threesome with Sarah Brightman and Lesley Garret.....don't tell the velvety pocket #ketchup

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Won't be donning the whites this weekend........I'll be at the Brewhouse fannying about in the wings. #lovie

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@NotNigelEast @jonk666 Not to worry - got front row seats for you at my next performance....Playing the lead in 'Queer as Folk' #shirtlifter

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Damn and blast ....already out. Could have waited for that poo. #stinker

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The pocket is feeling particularly velvety this evening #smooth

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Got Waterloo Road on series link......I'm a great teacher compared to that lot #ofsted

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Big runs again Saturday..... This weeks celebration will be Jazz Hands #tadah

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Just snuggled up with the velvety pocket watching old Pans People videos #classicdance

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Unfortunately the uglier and less intelligent Clarke is back this week.....he doesn't shower either!!! #theyvebeenboughtupbetterthanthat

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Gonna give 125% next week..... Might perform the American Smooth if I get more than Our Ant....#lovestrictly

[ToryBoy @ToryBoyEd]

When that shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows, they begin to spread......just hummin this little ditty #lovie