Tory Watcher 5

I’m David Weston, a Tory voter for most of my life, who now tweets about corrupt Tories, and the stupid ones, too.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

Unfortunately, Priti, you’ve shown willing to say anything you’re told in exchange for a cabinet post. Which means you’re political capital is spent!

[Priti Patel MP @pritipatel]

I am standing to be the new Leader of the Conservative Party.

🇬🇧We must Unite to Win!🇬🇧

I can lead us in opposition and unite our party and get us match fit for the next election, with unity, experience and strength.

#UnitewithPriti #UnitetoWin

https://t.co/40VhD95mj3

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

First, it’s a number made up by the Tories. Second, £2,000 is spread over five year.s And third, even if true, £32 a month is great value to get back the public services that have been taken away over the past 14 years - such as GP appointments and Hospital treatment.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

Is it me, or does Rishi’s suit look like it’s shrunken, somehow?
https://t.co/1zaeyTxDyk

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

Protest is all well and good, but you only need it when the government is corrupt and not listening to the people. Suellla was right to change the definition of ‘Protest’, and the courts can go stuff themselves. In fact, I may well protest the court’s decision!

[Liberty @libertyhq]

BREAKING

We said we would #DefendDemocracy...

AND WE'VE WON our case against Government anti-protest laws that completely ignored the will of Parliament

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@RhonddaBryant It’s obviously entirely proper that the Post Office be entrusted with the safety of our democracy. What could possibly go wrong?

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@GarryHamilton @JonathanPieNews Of course it’s been planned. You don’t think party donors can get richer without a plan, do you?

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@carolvorders Parallel Lines, of course.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@carolvorders @BBCPolitics It’s my duty as a Tory MP to jump on any band-wagon that distracts you from our own institutional corruption.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@DeborahMeaden So this is not simply an oversight, that modern slaves will be caught up in the Rwanda bill. Parliament has specifically decided to allow this! #WhoAreWe

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@lucyfrazermp So you’ve outsourced community care and compassion to football clubs, have you? How much are you paying their directors for this service? #ToryCorruption

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

Tory MP stands by a door that remains resolutely shut #ProwlingTories #ToriesOut

[Lucy Frazer @lucyfrazer_]

Good to be out in Littleport yesterday chatting to residents

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@TonyGriffonbrx @JonathanPieNews Oh dear - it’s such an easy time for comedians right now. There’s just so much low hanging fruit. Almost every member of the government who makes a statement nowadays is providing comic fodder.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@JonathanPieNews A sure sign that you’re doing something right, Pie.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@CollinRugg @elainebfca We have abuse and rape here in the UK but we take reports seriously and, if the school didn’t, the victim would be treated sympathetically at the police station. This, with guns and abortions, is why we struggle to understand people who, when we meet them, seem just like us.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@JonathanPieNews Sounds like, “Thoughtcrime” , from George Orwell’s 1984, and with social media algorithms now able to tell what we’re thinking, before we’ve thought it, must we be more careful with our postings - lest we end up in #Room101. #BigBrotherIsWatching

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

Sounds like, “Thoughtcrime” , from George Orwell’s 1984, and with social media algorithms now able to tell what we’re thinking, before we’ve thought it, must we be more careful with our postings - lest we end up in #Room101. #BigBrotherIsWatching

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I can now post full videos. So I will. Have my latest one again!

The Scottish Hate Crime debacle - complete with my deeply offensive Scottish accent.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@JonathanPieNews Sounds like she’s trespassing into your territory, Mr Pie.

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

Immigration is twice what it was before the referendum. Tories talk about the boats, but have increased immigration to staff the NHS, care, agriculture, service and every other industry; and to share our tax burden. Watch panorama if in doubt. https://t.co/SOQmPZxw0s

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

“God Bless The USA Bible”, at $60, is Donald Trump’s latest attempt to raise money. Will evangelical Christians see the irony that their money will fund the costs of his appalling extra-marital behaviour with a sex worker? https://t.co/HALUTuTMiy

[Tory Watcher 5 @ToryWatcher5]

@JonathanPieNews @kuantancurls Also, there are people too stupid to understand jokes - and see ‘hate speech’ everywhere.