Victoria Telford

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Fowling in your footsteps @RickieFowler

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

@SharpBus the Hamilton-wentworth morning buses have been 10-20 minutes late for the last 2 weeks! Kids need to get to school on time.

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

@JPWisersCA this doesn’t seem right….

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

@DwyaneWade 4 years ago my husband wore your jersey the day our son was born. Happy birthday to Peter!

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Who decided to name them ‘beefsteak tomatoes?’

“Do you like tomatoes?”

“Ya! I like the rare Beefsteak ones”

#beefsteak #keepsayingituntilyoulaugh #tomatoes4lyfe

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

@cityofhamilton this is also supposed to be my daughters bus stop, but has yet to be ploughed. We now have to interfere with a neighbours driveway in order to get on the bus in the morning. #taxpayer #wheredomytaxesgo?

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Hey @cityofhamilton can you work on clearing sidewalks? Nearly impossible to walk my dog down the street without slipping or rolling an ankle. Trinity church Rd. #taxpayer #whypaytaxes

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

@oldelpaso is not mucho fun tonight

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

I love it when my doorbell camera notification comes up on my phone to let me know my husband has gone out to smoke a joint #motiondetection #noescape

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

When does @StephenCurry30 ever have his mouth guard INSIDE his mouth? #mouthchewnotmouthguard

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Can we please come up with a better way to separate frozen hamburgers?

Sincerely,

The clumsy girl who hurts herself
#separatethemeats #frozenmeat #cookingdangerously

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Ok, does @yunitogurriel straighten his hair? #staticelectricity

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Not much makes me cringe more than moms wearing sandals to the hockey arena #byebyetoes #dontbeadinkysaveyourpinky

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Does he think he can make me watch the Habs AND every other team? #idontthinkso #torystrong

@TheRealMimzy

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

#beefupyourmom

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Dear @pistachios,

I prefer my shells to be filled with nuts.

#useprotection #nakednuts #emptyshells

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[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

You know what’s great? When you get a surprise pistachio without the shell. #skiptheforeplay

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Any jungle cat that can rip your face off - that is my mom #fierce #dontmess

[Victoria Telford @Tory_Telford]

Is it considered day drinking if you’re in a lockdown?

#lockdown2021